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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby waikikikichan » Tue Jul 12, 2016 11:00 am

I think more worse than a Askhole, is the guy that's ask for your advice, then questions it and asks another 5-10 people.

( by the way, is that Randal trucks on your skateboard ? )
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby BoMan » Fri Aug 26, 2016 11:13 pm

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Want one?
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby saltydog » Sat Aug 27, 2016 12:33 am

My action speaks for itself so I'm pretty sure I don't need one, especially in fluorescent pink :mrgreen:
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby BoMan » Tue Oct 04, 2016 4:31 pm

I bought an extra traction pad to make cross stepping easier in the choppy afternoons. While paddling out yesterday, an oncoming wave ripped the front half of the pad loose and it slapped me in the face...Ugh! Then for the next two hours I had to step over the flapping pad on every wave. Extra wipeouts? YESIREEBOB. :lol:

I picked up a tube of Gorilla Glue on my way home.
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby saltydog » Thu Oct 06, 2016 8:07 pm

I hope you really like those pads. Gorilla glue means "permanent commitment" :D
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby BoMan » Fri Oct 07, 2016 2:41 am

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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby saltydog » Sun Oct 09, 2016 12:48 am

Glad you are in a good relationship despite the rough beginning :lol:
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby BoMan » Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:42 pm

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SoCal humor with a bite of reality! 9 Reasons Why I Love Surfing In Polluted Water

http://www.theinertia.com/surf/9-reasons-why-i-love-surfing-in-polluted-water/
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby jaffa1949 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:53 pm

Go out underturd!
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby dtc » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:52 am

If ever there was a 10-point maneuver, it is pulling a turn so sick that it infects your competitors with lifelong disease

I get annoyed when visibility drops below 10ft. I think I am spoilt
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby BoMan » Thu Dec 28, 2017 6:32 pm

Today's forecast from 2 Mile Surf Shop...

PATCH: Girl, to be with you is my favorite thing. Yeah, uh huh, yeah. I can't wait till I see you again. Yeah, yeah. Uh huh. uh huh. I want to put on my my my my boogie shoes, just to boogie with you, yeah. I want to do it till I cant get enough. Yeah, yeah, uh huh.


https://www.2milesurf.com/surfreport/
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby Oggy » Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:55 am

I was surfing a really busy spot in Sydney (Freshwater) recently. I was sitting on the shoulder and managed to paddle onto a wave when I heard the shout calling me off. I pulled out and one of the local guns came flying by (he was absolutely ripping)!
After his wave he paddles over to me to thank me for giving him the wave (very kind of him I thought and this old man was chuffed at getting some words from this dude).
So, as he he was talking to me, I wasn’t paying attention to my surroundings, a wave or a bit of chop hits me and knocks me backwards off my board. Now, my 9ft mal goes flying straight up into the air like a space shuttle launch!!!! The dude has stopped talking and just paddles off staring at me. I had to laugh, not my finest moment!
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby jaffa1949 » Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:38 pm

He didn't want to get hit in the head by a Harbord!
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For our over overseas forumites. Freshwater is where qDuke Kahanamoku introduced board riding to Australia in 1914, there was possibly an earlier surfer up the coast.
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby BoMan » Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:07 am

I'm a tech volunteer at an elementary school and suffered through a conversation with a 1st grade student.

Kiddo - "Are you an old man?'
Me - "Yes, I guess so."
Kiddo - "Are you going to die soon?"
Me - "I hope not."
Kiddo - "Well you better eat your vegetables."

Yiikes. I thought surfing would make me look younger. :bang:
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby jaffa1949 » Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:01 pm

Sprouts will do it to you every time. :lol:
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby dtc » Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:58 pm

Well done jaffa!
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby BoMan » Wed Feb 07, 2018 3:52 am

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Bolinas A frame. :lol:
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby jaffa1949 » Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:53 am

Yo, go the Bo! :lol:
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby Buttertoes » Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:21 am

This is awesome :)

Just a feel-good story.

A small summer day at my beach break. I was riding along a 2’ wave close to shore and passed this little girl wearing a pink swim dress and a pink sun hat, thigh deep and holding her mom’s hand. She waved at me. I smiled and waved back as I cruised past. She makes a fist, stuck her thumb up and pumped it at me yelling “you’re doing a great job!”

As long as I surf I’ll never get a better compliment :)
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby jaffa1949 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 6:36 am

:woot: :woot:

Those are the good things in surfing no one ever tells you about!
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