Bagging A Surf Chick!

by **Pedro** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:21 pm

I'm looking to bag a surf chick, sad thing is I think she's better at surfing then me. What would be the best approach to this very sensitive yet highly rewarding subject?

P.S Are you from the U.S or is there anyone here from th U.K that surfs down at Croyde Bay?

by **Guest** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:20 pm

Just be cool with it my man; don't be someone your not (not pretend to be) chicks can see right through that crap... how's this for a move, be an openly lesser surfer than her. I can imagine she'll have untold more respect for you that way. In these times of equality etc I imagine she'd be far more attracted to a "normal" bloke that one of the endless wannabes who know doubt try their luck...make sense?

by **sinistapenguin** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:08 am

If I was looking to 'bag' her I would do the following.

Wait until she's getting changed out of her wetsuit after a session. When she gets to the point where the suit is around her legs, restricting her movement I would approach her from behind, holding the bag loosely but firmly in your hands.

As you near her raise the bag over your head and bring it down in a smooth sweeping motion. Get as much of her in the bag with the first movement as she will inevitably start to struggle.

Then push her over, the suit will trip her up, but you should be able to pull the bag down over her feet and tie it off before she knows what's happening.

Tee hee - sorry couldn't resist!!!

by **rctkj** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:05 pm

Paddle up to her in the line-up and start a conversation. You can usually tell if a chick is interested with a little chat. I "bagged" one five months ago

and we are still together.

Surfer chick's or I should say, my surfer chick, is really cool and layback. She loves to surf with me and doesn't bitch! :lol:

Good luck. Oh, I met mine at the local bar. She was visiting with her friends. She got up and started to dance on the bar that is when she caught my eye. I was over at the juke box selecting some tunes. She came over to choose a few and we got to talking. When I found out that she surfed it was on.

by **k mac** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:14 pm

ask your self mate is it worth it

...never get a peacful surf on your own

, with you all the time usually asurfing is an escape form your girl(sometimes) :lol:

....if the answers yes than go for it !

at least youve got someone to share the stoke with and understand your passion for the sport

..go speak to her act yourself youll know whether shes intrested or not if she is things will work out them selves!!!!! :wink:

by **gulfsurfer** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:10 pm

Just get her shitfaced!! Then shes all yours. :lol:

by **dondiemand** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:46 pm

good one SINISTA! LOL!!!

by **babyboarder89** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:06 am

*chuckles* nice one sinista :lol:

go over and compliment her surfing. she'll think you're the bees knees!

by **Pedro** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:41 am

Thankyou "local hero" you're obviously an expert in the art of bagging. I personnaly would have slipped a tongue between the cheeks during the fall but hey!

I am also wondering what would be the best bag to use, black bin liner? Or maybe a white bin liner for stealth? or should I opt for a patatoe sack for strength, she's bound to be a kicker!!

Anyway the other option of meeting in the bar will probably be the best, i'll remember the rehypnol.

All joking aisde .... comments appreciated.

by **none** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:07 am

Iam a girl, so I ll tell u, I like it when the guy is sweet and seems intrested,but dont over do it. Girls usually hate it when guys are trying to make a move. as bad as this sounds take it slow.... hope I helped.
good luck!

by **dondiemand** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:07 pm

none wrote:Iam a girl, so I ll tell u, I like it when the guy is sweet and seems intrested,but dont over do it. Girls usually hate it when guys are trying to make a move. as bad as this sounds take it slow.... hope I helped.
good luck!

very well said, girls like a little mystery, basing from experience

by **sinistapenguin** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:02 am

It's a shame girls like mystery, cos I'm fairly dull and what you see is what you get, so I have a problem being mysterious!!

by **libby** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:25 am

Nothing wrong with what you see is what you get, mystery is fine for intial attraction but is pretty useless after that. I dont think theres one thing all girls are drawn too. Be yourself is the best i can offer....

by **gulfsurfer** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:11 pm

hey brent, was it hard to bag libby? :shock:

by **libby** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:33 pm

by **Brent** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:10 pm

Um, oh dear...
best I exercise the fifth amendment here chaps.
Besides, she'd slap me....

by **Brent** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:15 pm

No she'd do more than that actually, she'd secretly wax all my boards with soap or something.
She's that kinda girl...:-)

by **deathfrog** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 12:41 am

what is the fifth amendment anyway
....?

oh and libby sunblock ontop of his wax works much better.

by **Guest** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:03 am

It's a slang term referring to a section of the American bill of Rights (I believe - but I'm not American) in essence, you have the right to refuse to answer a direct question - least you incriminate yourself with the answer.

And don't give the woman ideas you lot...

Brent

by **libby** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:21 am

Very wise move B....And as for the ideas its just too late, the seed has been sown..... :twisted:

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