...and sometimes a $10,000 job comes in unexpectedly

So this weekend, I shall be exploring new boards again

It'll be off the rack this time I think, and I have my eye on a small wave groveller (5'11 x 22 x 2 5/8). This board will be the first one in my quiver that's shorter than I am, but will be a big step up in volume compared to my usual stick, so it won't be a drama.
Do I need a new board? No. Will this board make me a better surfer? No.
Do I want a new board? Yes. Will this board be a whole load of laughs on below average days? Yes
