Erection while wearing wetsuit

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Postby WaveRiderJ » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:31 pm

I always have a boner in my wetsuit and love it. The old folk don't as much
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Postby LOLRuss » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:59 pm

Willy goes inside me when its cold enough to need a wetsuit. How can you get wood in one? I guess you get used to the cold water eventually? Water sports fetish?
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Postby waverat » Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:09 pm

what a subject! C'mon if ya got it flaunt it! ya never know ya might even hook up with a random hot chick!
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Postby DoorM4n » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:34 pm

hahahahahahah, this thread is unbelievable! :P

Yo, just sit in the water off your board...unless sharks frighten you. Pray as hard as you can that it goes away and then just stop watching porn.
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Postby Jc » Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:09 pm

think of fafanators gran






naked
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Postby isaluteyou » Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:34 pm

Jc wrote:think of fafanators gran






naked


:shock: :lol: :lol:

I could say a few things off of that but i might get banned :lol: :lol:
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Postby LOLRuss » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:52 am

I... I googled neoprene codpiece.

I came up with this:

http://www.rubber.com.au/contents/media ... 01_med.jpg
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Postby O_Danny_Boy » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:01 am

i say embrace it while you can, impotence is everywhere man

the truth is out there

even good old pele cant even get wood these days :?

ive seen fafs gran, god shes hot and she rips like occy. she cant spell for sh!t tho
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Postby crepuscular » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:18 am

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

I nearly fell off my office chair @ work...

show off to the chix how big your's are, unless you got a tiny one :p
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Postby Beachbum » Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:47 am

haha I think this will work; grab some of wetsuit near your crotch and lift it up so your willy hugs your body and let go of the wetsuit for a snug seal lol. Works with shorts, but I never wore a wetsuit so goodluck lol.
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Re: Erection while wearing wetsuit

Postby TightRipCurl » Fri May 18, 2012 4:34 am

Hey, bought a used Neil Pryde 3000 some years ago. The suit was so tight I had an instant boner every time I wore it. Bought an other wetsuit and went all the way with the NP suit :-)
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Re: Erection while wearing wetsuit

Postby jaffa1949 » Fri May 18, 2012 4:49 am

Viagra of a post , raising the dead :!: Mr Tight had to do some serious digging! :lol:
Freud would have a lot to say about your first post :shock:

Now cold showers everybody!
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Re: Erection while wearing wetsuit

Postby esonscar » Tue May 22, 2012 11:33 pm

Ha . . . I have the domain names of Dickgrip.co.uk and Dickgrip.com – I have no dickgrip yet though . . . that’s on its way. It may help, paddling with a boner can be a bitch!
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Re: Erection while wearing wetsuit

Postby jaffa1949 » Wed May 23, 2012 4:17 am

Bodysurf; grow your own single fin :mrgreen:
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