Everyone behave

[surf patrol]

JudgeDredd just joined the site.

[esonscar]

[drowningbitbybit]

Can we make him a moderator just so he can say " I AM THE LAW!" ?

[surf patrol]

Perhaps every mod should insert Judge before their username. It'll add a little bit of authority. What do you say Judge drowningbitbybit?

[drowningbitbybit]

Judge drowningbitbybit?

Due to modesty, I shall only use that for those moments.

[jaffa1949]

Judge Jaffa, justly adjudicates jointly this jurisdiction (Bloody I've run out of Js)

[surf patrol]

Judge Jaffa does have a great ring to it.

[esonscar]

Am I still allowed to fart in my wetsuit whilst in the lineup ?

[jaffa1949]

Technique hint needed here a helpful diet is ham and cabbage for several days before you surf. When the occasion is upon you feel free to indulge, only proviso is a subsequent loosening of the wetsuit neck in the front directly under the nose to allow voluminous wafting Appreciate

[surf patrol]

Alternatively, seal wetsuit at neck, wrists and ankles. Steadily inflate throughout session.

[Jimi]

but inevitably the wetsuit must come off...

[jaffa1949]

Perish the though and the rubber

[Jimi]