A song for all spammers.

[jaffa1949]

A guy came on and posted in the wrong spot. He was deleted without fanfare and not even washed up in the shore dump, Uncle Jaffa wasn't even able to able even a half wittiness!
So I dedicate this post to all failed advertrolls, spammers and our fondest thread generators, the survey monkeys

for what they all are in common

[surf patrol]

Let's not make them feel welcome with serenades or such. I curse them all I tells ya!

[jaffa1949]

If you think I'm serenading a troll,
Then I've been cast in an unfortunate role
I'd rather you heard
That I gave them the bird,
Then buried their URL in a hole.

Motto = wham a spammer with a hammer

[surf patrol]

that' more like it!