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have your story published in a book

Postby surfwriter simon » Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:22 pm

Hey , Im writing a book on surfing and need some stories /tales that i can legaly publish in my book if youve got something interesting to talk about write it in and youll get a mention in my acknowledgements =]
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help me write my book

Postby surfwriter simon » Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:22 pm

Hey , Im writing a book on surfing and need some stories /tales that i can legaly publish in my book if youve got something interesting to talk about write it in and youll get a mention in my acknowledgements =]
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Re: have your story published in a book

Postby jaffa1949 » Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:10 am

So let me get this straight, you get my writing because you can't spell for starters, you collate it, publish it as your writings with brief acknowledgement if it sells you get the money. The real way to write this book is to conduct interviews, transcribe what is said and then you can take the credit.
You are taking the easy way out :yearght:
See you later Simoncollater.
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Re: help me write my book

Postby jaffa1949 » Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:23 am

Needs correct form of address, apostrophes, commas, spelling, spacing and periods ( If writing English English as opposed to American English), full stops.
Completely lacking in courtesy and many forms of punctuation. Needs at least to be able to press the spell check key.
Report to English 101 immediately. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hope this helps :lol: :lol:
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Re: help me write my book

Postby colourmepretty » Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:27 am

Lol :clap:
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