Shark leaps over surfer

[billie_morini]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... beach.html

4-foot long Spinner Shark leapt over surfer on wave in New Smerna Beach, Florida. The link has a short video clip at the bottom of the page.

[jaffa1949]

He did it on porpoise

[Rickyroughneck]

He did it on porpoise

He was in the right plaice!

[jaffa1949]

"Oh My Cod" the puns have started. Bless my sole

[Rickyroughneck]

"Oh My Cod" the puns have started. Bless my sole

I can see you are having a halibut time

[jaffa1949]

Yes when you mullet over.

[durfer]

Wow, that is a crazy clip.

[billie_morini]

That kook surfer was really floundering out there.

[APH]

Sure hope he didn't pull a mussel

[jaffa1949]

I borrowed the puns and so to put it to where it rightly belongs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1CEvt2lyuc

[kitesurfer]

Its not real it's a Hake!

KS

[Rickyroughneck]

Eel be surprised when he sees the footage.

[Searcher]

Very cool video. I have surfed there and it is sharky. Never had any issues while there, thankfully.

[billie_morini]

Riddles --
Q. What did the spinner shark say when he lept over the surfer?
A. Wahoo!

Q. What do British spinner sharks say when they leap over a surfer?
A. Ballyhoo!

Q. What did it take for the spinner shark to leap over the surfer?
A. Grunt.

Q. Which ale do spinner sharks prefer?
A. Bass.

Q. What kinds of pets do spinner sharks have?
A. Dogfish and catfish.

Q. What does a spinner shark take hunting with him?
A. His houndfish.

Q. Why are spinner sharks undeterred?
A. Because they are bullheads.

Q. Why did the spinner shark leap over the surfer?
A. So he could Lookdown on him.

Q. What makes a male spinner shark happy?
A. Ladyfish.

Q. What else makes a male spinner shark happy?
A. Squawfish.

Q. What did the spinner shark do after he finished jumping?
A. Skate.

Q. What is the spinner shark's name?
A. Ray.

Q. What is the spinner shark's buddy named?
A. Marlin.

Q. What is the spinner shark's other buddy named?
A. Jack.

Q. Why did the spinner shark call the surfer a kook?
A. He was just calling a spadefish a spadefish.

Q. What does a spinner shark repair his wetsuit with?
A. Needlefish and monofilament line.

One liners --
Pretty day and the sunfish was shining on the water.
A pretty night followed with starfish shining on the water.
The kook to the left was pretty crappie.
The spinner shark was just sea horsin' around.
The wahine to the right found her perch on her longboard's nose.
The spinner shark's buddy didn't leap, because he was a weakfish.

[APH]

Well it was good to see that everyone was happy to share the wave and that no one was being shellfish

[jaffa1949]

Whale oil beef hooked , we've been pungent so far, well done.

[frreako104]

Wow there are a lot of puns in this thread!

[billie_morini]

Samoa riddles --

Q. What does the spinner shark use to see when leaping at night?
A. Lanternfish.

Q. What is the spinner shark's favorite picnic lunch?
A. Peanut butter and jellyfish (PB&J).

Q. What art project do all young spinner fish like?
A. Making wax fish.

Q. Why did the female spinner shark kiss the fish?
A. She hoped the toadfish would to turn into a prince.

Q. What do spinner sharks need to play ball?
A. Glove, ball, and batfish.

Q. What is the favorite card game for young spinner sharks?
A. Go Fish.

Q. What is green and flies?
A. Super Pickle.

[derbyshire surfer]

Glad he didn't clam up

[billie_morini]

Estelle somoa riddles --

Q. What does a polite spinner shark ask before leaping a surfer?
A. Will you Permit me?
(Permit is Trachinotus goodei, the giant Pompano found in limited numbers in the lower Gulf Coast of Florida and the Florida Keys)

Q. What is a British spinner shark's favorite parlor game?
A. Snook-er.

Q. What is the most critical attribute for a spinner shark that is leaping over a surfer?
A. His timing must be Spot on.
(A Spot is Leiostomus xanthurus found in bays and lower reaches of rivers from New Jersey to Texas)

Q. Why does one particular spinner shark spin counter-clockwise when leaping a surfer?
A. He beats to a different Drum.
(A Drum is Pogonias cromis found in inshore waters of the US Atlantic Ocean from Deleware Bay to Florida anr across the Gulr Coast to Texas)

Q. (Asked directly to a spinner shark) Are you a heavy smoker?
A. No, just a Puffer.