what do you do when spongers get in the way?

[nick long]

doesn't everyone to PapaWoolacombe

[Totterz]

i dont fink u shud av a go at a sponger coz u was der once 2 so was every 1 n it tyt 2 du tat coz most of em dnt no...i memba i was on a wavewit me mate n i jumped on er board...then one came like next 2 us tryin 2 turn like into us....since we was goin straight 2 da beach...it was anouyin but o wel dont fink tat made sence..

[PapaW]

kind of... I had to read it 3 times and slowly but got there in the end.

[Totterz]

sorry

[belles belle]

[color=violet]yeah,i suddenly wanted to learn to surf a few years ago so me and my mates went to the beach and tried our best on rented boards. My friend went one way his board the other and i got choked as well as having my feet ripped to shreds from beach rocks (what would i need boots for?). the next time i got carried out on a rip and the life guard decided to rant inaudibly through the megafone even when i was 2 foot away from him on the beach!! Right as he was, everybody starts somewhere and everybody needs a mentor even if you just chat at the lineup. give some tips. Share the wealth man.
2 years later i looked on the internet and went with friends who were surfers already. Way cooler.

[sinistapenguin]

I love those guys, the ones that get out the megaphone and scream at you from barely 3 ft away.

"NGNGNGNGNN SWIMMERS NGNGNGNGNGNNG FLAGS NGNGNGNGNGNGN OWN SAFETY NGNGNGNGNGNGN!!!!!"

They're great!

:D