by the.ronin » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:32 pm
I had a somewhat similar experience with dolphins ... not one but a whole school of them!
It was an otherwise flat, unassuming weekday afternoon at Zuma beach in Malibu, California. Only a handful of surfers scattered about on this beach break – probably not more than 1 for every 3 towers. I saw the telltale circular motion of dolphin fins out about 50 yards. Several minutes later I see them coming back. Pretty cool, I thought. Then maybe 15 minutes later, I hear this splash and I see a dolphin head pop out of the water not more than 3 yards from me!! The dude is looking right at me!! I’m thinking I should be getting all nature-loving Thurow about now but really, I am pissed scared.
What I try to explain to non-watermen is that dolphins in the ocean – real dolphins – are not the manicured Flipper dolphins you see at Sea World. These are huge, decrepit lookin mofos some of which I’ve even seen with notches on their fins presumably from some epic shark battle or who knows what. Graceful as they are, the dark grey color and large mass can be a thing to behold.
So then I hear more splashing ... this time from BEHIND me ... I slowly turn around and find ANOTHER dolphin staring at me a little further away from behind!! I slowly start looking around and they are swimming around me!! I was legitimately, certifiably freaking out about now. I slowly did the reverse paddle-while-sitting thing trying to get out of there. That’s when a wave came in and believe you me, I never paddled so hard in my life. When I was on that wave, I could see them in front of me riding the same wave. I took that wave all the way in and I ran like nobody’s business back to shore.
I remember there was a family there walking along the beach and they just looked at me like I was some wierdo running away from a ghost.
I just sat there watching the dolphins play in the surf. That experience I will never forget – it really puts things in perspective as to what we are as human beings in a place where there are a lot of other living things ... most of which could probably kick our asses mano a mano no worries.