Gone phishing

[Real Pol]

I love getting these things, so strange!!

Dear Sir/Madam,

NOTIFICATION OF PAYMENT VIA ATM CARD

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract file presently on my desk, and I found out that you have not received your payment due to your lack of co-operation and not fulfilling the obligations giving to you in respect to your contract payment.

Secondly, you are hereby advised to stop dealing with some non-officials in the bank as this is an illegal act and will have to stop if you so wish to receive your payment immediately.

After the Board of director's meeting held in Abuja,we have resolved in finding a solution to your problem.We have arranged your payment through our SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTRE in Europe, America,Africa and Asia Pacific,This is part of an instruction/mandate passed by the Senate in
respect to overseas contract payment and debt re-scheduling.

We will send you an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw your money via ATM MACHINE in any part of the world,and the maximum daily limit is twenty Thousand United States Dollars($20,000.00).

The foreign payment officer of the Central Bank Of Nigeria has been mandated to issue out USD5.9MILLION as part payment for this fiscal year.

If you like to receive your fund this way,Kindly reconfirm your
(1) Your Full Name
(2) Full residential address.
(3) Phone And Fax Number
(4) Occupation.

We shall be expecting to receive your information as you have to stop any further communication with anybody or office.

Thanks for your co-operation.

NOTE: THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM=811) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN EVER YOU ARE CONTACTING US.

BEST REGARDS,

DR.PHILIP MOGAN
DIRECTORS FOR FOREIGN OPERATIONS.
CC: SENATE PRESIDENT
CC: ALL FOREIGN PAYMENT OFFICES
CC: BOARD OF DIRECTORS [CBN]
CC: ACCOUNTANT GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION.


I get into trouble and then they start throwing money at me!! What were my obligations!?! Who were these non officials that I was having shady deals with? The Code of Conduct at my work is 30 pages long, why can't we have a number!?!

I'm picturing a motion picture based on this email alone, in fact I might ride the Last King of Scotland wave and pitch it this week!!

[Bewilderbeast]

Got me one too today!

Not quite as amusing as yours though....

From: Marie Assal
Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire.

I am Marie Assal, the Only child of Late Mr Jean Daniel Assal the former cocoa produce in bouake west cost of cote d' Ivoire .I discoverd that my father deposited the sum of ($10,800 000) Ten Million Eight Hundred Thousand Usa Dollar in a security company here in trunk box as family valuables for a security reasons before his death ,and now i am in hiding in one of the city in Abidjan Due to infertility nature of my country political war.

I wish to invest this fund In your country. I also plead, if you help me on the investment part of the business, You have a free hand of operation.
A legal process will take place to ensure mutual transfer.
All effort made to the successful of this transaction will highly be appreciated. I hope to get a favourable reply in due curse.We can negotiate on the terms of assistance.

Best regards,
Marie Assal.

[PapaW]

I feel like i'm missing out. I never get any of these!!!

[RJD]

Whats your email? I can forward you endless opertunities for fake rolex and viagra.