One liners

[PapaW]

And hands up how many of you are single?

I'm not and the line I first used on my wife was just as crude as any of these. Go figure.

Aye that chainsaw line.... Still with her

Yup, wasn't the chainsaw line though. I turn red just thinking about repeating what I said.

Well you HAVE to tell us now!

[garbarrage]

how much does a polar bear weigh?
I don't know either but its great for breaking the ice.
either really smooth or really cheesey, can't decide which... works about 50/50 for me.

[Milo]

Wife : Do you love me

Husband : I sleep with you, dont I

[Noserope]

And hands up how many of you are single?

I'm not and the line I first used on my wife was just as crude as any of these. Go figure.

Aye that chainsaw line.... Still with her

Yup, wasn't the chainsaw line though. I turn red just thinking about repeating what I said.

Well you HAVE to tell us now!

OK, OK, I just asked if she'd ever been with a guy hung like a horse before that's all. Well , you wanted to know what works well there you go. I guess maybe it wouldn't work for everybody. Her reply; "So ya wanna fu(k me?" Married twenty three years now. The moral of the story is go with your best pitch, show her your fat wallet, big muscles, pretty face what ever you have going for you and if it doesnt work move on to the next chic, there's one made for you out there, that's why God made a billion of em'. You come from a long line of winners. Every guy you desended from managed to get laid at least once ever since sex was invented.