One liners

[Beachbumhippie]

OK hot shots lets have them.

Hi, i think i`m in Heaven you must be an angle

[PapaW]

" i have a chainsaw in the van "

(that actually worked too)

[Beachbumhippie]

Thats just kinky

[CHarvey]

Those clothes look very becoming on you.
But if I were on you I would be c*&ing too.

[BoarderDave]

Excuse me miss.. you're going to have to come with me. People are complaining that you are making all the other girls look horribly ugly.

[Otter]

Funny this should be posted, was listening to the Mikey Show in San Diego on the way to work the other day, they gave Jack Nicholson's favorite pick up line...

"When did you become pregnant?"

[Johno]

Thats a nice dress it would look good on my bed room floor,

[CHarvey]

Nice shoes wanna F____?

[Beachbumhippie]

Do you give head as good as your sister

[Luke]

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.

[libby]

And hands up how many of you are single?

[surferdude_scarborough]

im not the hottes guy in here but im the only one talking to you



(not really the same thing as the others but i always thought it was quite funny)

[libby]

By the way i'd just like to clarify that my question was a question to the posters not an example of a one liner

[Stone Fox]

OK hot shots lets have them.

Hi, i think i`m pythagorus you must be an angle

Anyway, back to the fun!

- Get your coat, you've pulled.

- Here's 20p go call your mum and tell her you're not coming home tonight.

- Do have any English in you? Do you want some?

- Do you like math? How about we add you and me, divide your legs and multiply.


On a more serious not I think anyone caught using any of the above lines should be emasculated to prevent pollution of the gene pool. (Although I think their personality would be all the contraception they needed!)

[perusurf]

hey take a look at this.....
(have her look down my pants...that'll pretty much do it)

[Beachbumhippie]

OK hot shots lets have them.

Hi, i think i`m pythagorus you must be an angle

Was he not a Greek Mathematician. You must be a virgin with chat up lines like that. Anyway theres no need for young men to use chat up lines today, seeing as young wpmen are as loose as the boys.

Anyway, back to the fun!

- Get your coat, you've pulled.

- Here's 20p go call your mum and tell her you're not coming home tonight.

- Do have any English in you? Do you want some?

- Do you like math? How about we add you and me, divide your legs and multiply.


On a more serious not I think anyone caught using any of the above lines should be emasculated to prevent pollution of the gene pool. (Although I think their personality would be all the contraception they needed!)

[Noserope]

And hands up how many of you are single?

I'm not and the line I first used on my wife was just as crude as any of these. Go figure.

[PapaW]

And hands up how many of you are single?

I'm not and the line I first used on my wife was just as crude as any of these. Go figure.

Aye that chainsaw line.... Still with her

[Johno]

am single he he and i love it sort of u go out and never know what could happen

[Noserope]

And hands up how many of you are single?

I'm not and the line I first used on my wife was just as crude as any of these. Go figure.

Aye that chainsaw line.... Still with her

Yup, wasn't the chainsaw line though. I turn red just thinking about repeating what I said.