Top Tips

[Otter]

Never mix grape and grain.

[hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf]

When in the Dam smoke weed then drink beer! do not drink beer then smoke weed! :shock:

'grass before beer you're in the clear, beer befor grass you're on your a@@'

really? why???

[PapaW]

dont take a piss while doing a handstand

Unless you have morning wood... then its quite useful...

[Johno]

When in the Dam smoke weed then drink beer! do not drink beer then smoke weed!

'grass before beer you're in the clear, beer befor grass you're on your a@@'

really? why???

Coz every thing starts spining you go green and take the knock

[Sillysausage]

not sure, don't smoke the stuff. but it's just the saying we have here (not sure about there)

[CHarvey]

If you shake it more then 3 times your playing with yourself.

[PapaW]

If in doubt, give it a clout

If you can't find it, Grind it.

If you can't Duck it. fleshin' it..

[joem]

save a mouse eat a pussy

[temptations_wings]

Just because the ambulances are blaring their sirens and honking their horns doesnt mean they want to race you

[Johno]

Dont take Viagra unless you know guarented u are geting laid.

[The Fafanator]

Don't fall forward if you have a boner.

[perusurf]

the simplest of all:

don't worry , be happy...

[PapaW]

Recreate the danger of a parachute jump in safety by visiting Google Earth and clicking the scroll bar until you reach the ground.
Add realism to the exercise by putting a fan on blowing full in your face.


Save all your empty boxes and cartons at the bottom of your stairs where they will break your fall if you should trip coming down.

[flyingvee]

Convince bar staff that your pint is off by sticking your finger up your arse before holding the glass close to their nose.

[PapaW]

tie one piece of string to every thing you own when you have misplaced something simply follow the string till you come to the object you require

[greg@hoodatsurfco]

Save a cow, eat a vegetarian!

[Milo]

Stay single

[pat42]

LADIES: When treating genital thrush, always ensure you use natural bio-yoghurt and not raspberry flavoured Munch Bunch.



ENJOY indoor snorkling by filling a bath with water, then removing the plug quickly putting your mouth over it and breathing through the overflow.

[pacey]

"faint heart never won fair maiden"

"you've got to be in it to win it"

"a little of what you fancy does you good!"

inspiring!

[Stone Fox]

Friendly fire isn't.