Top Tips

by **flyingvee** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:35 pm

C'mon then y'all - the crazy'r the better!! :lol:

by **PapaW** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:48 pm

Don't eat yellow snow.

by **Sillysausage** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:51 pm

or trust a skinny chef

by **flyingvee** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:58 pm

Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence. ...

by **PapaW** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:02 pm

Double your wear time on pants... turn them inside out.

by **northswell** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:39 pm

Only go out with girls who earn big.

by **Milo** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:40 pm

Wear two of everything, that way when the top layer gets dirty you can peel it of and away you go. :idea:

by **northswell** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:42 pm

have no regrets

God i'm old

by **surferdude_scarborough** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:38 pm

drink now think later

by **drowningbitbybit** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:37 am

surferdude_scarborough wrote:drink now think later

Don't kick lamp-posts.

by **jethrodog** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:04 am

Don't pee into the wind

Unless you haven't bathed for a week

by **myate** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:32 am

never trust a bald barber!

by **Johno** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:53 am

When in the Dam smoke weed then drink beer! do not drink beer then smoke weed! :shock:

by **Sillysausage** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:35 pm

Johno wrote:When in the Dam smoke weed then drink beer! do not drink beer then smoke weed!

'grass before beer you're in the clear, beer befor grass you're on your a@@'

by **Dr Rev** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:46 pm

Save trees, eat a beaver !!! :lol:

by **essex sucks** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:06 pm

drowningbitbybit wrote:
surferdude_scarborough wrote:drink now think later

Don't kick lamp-posts.

haha lmao

by **PapaW** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:08 pm

Save paper, Use both sides of the loo roll.

by **flyingvee** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:31 pm

PapaW wrote:Save paper, Use both sides of the loo roll.

Oh my God!!!.. :shock:

by **Johno** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:12 pm

I love eating beavers!

by **isaluteyou** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:22 am

dont take a piss while doing a handstand