
by Sian_Cousins » Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:45 am
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by Ellie » Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:25 am
Sian_Cousins wrote:i want to paint, but i have no idea how to go about doing this
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by Lisa* » Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:27 pm
drowningbitbybit wrote:Surfer style bedroom?
This is easy - first the smell: pick one corner of the room and urinate liberally. Let puddle stand for one week, top up if necessary.
The feel - get some sand and spread that into the carpet. If no sand available, then garden mud will suffice. Also deposit several wet dirty towels on the ground. Leave for one - two months, then move them around a bit. Colour is unimportant and can be whatever you prefer.
The experience - removed bed, replace with towel and mould-smelling sleeping bag. Surround towel/sleeping bag combo with empty cans of lager, some half-smoked tabs and several half-finished Ginsters Pasties.
Lay on the towel for 24 hours. Occasionally rise from towel, preferably stepping on something sharp (the empty cans will suffice if torn properly). Look out bedroom window (sea is an optional accessory) and mutter "ah, still looking flat", or when you are a little more experienced you can try "ah, its still onshore". Return to towel, smoke tab, bite pastie, sleep some more.
Voila. A surf bedroom.
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