Surfing Waves

Im a guy that likes jokes short and snappy or long and exciting (cheesy) Put Your Jokes Up here! Get the comedian status you deserve

my dad used to work in a butchers shop, and the manager sacked another employee for sticking his d!ck in the bacon slicer. Dad asked what he did with the bacon slicer, and he said I sacked her an all!!!!!!!!!


(God bless Peter Kay)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thats Class! Peter Kay is a legend!

I rang a take away last night i said do you deliver? They said no we do lamb chicken and fish bang phone down. (courtesy of the Kay Himself)

my mate got hit by a mobile library and lay in the road screaming, the librarian got out and said............






........ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!


ITS SPITTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYBODY IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hear they figured out what killed Anne Nicole Smith.....bird flu,


She got it from sucking an old cock!

there we are

https://surfing-waves.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6867

Its absolutely too funny stuff on this forum. I like all jokes here and I hope you will post continuously funny jokes.

This is very nice joke but I am looking something that can make me laughs again and again and i hope you will post that humour jokes here on this post.

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8 months older, none the wiser

surf patrol wrote:8 months older, none the wiser

That's a joke right there!!

Its a pleasant moment I can't control myself alter reading jokes. I am laughing again and again.

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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"