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Postby Tom-Irons » Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:53 pm

Im a guy that likes jokes short and snappy or long and exciting :lol: (cheesy) Put Your Jokes Up here! :roll:Get the comedian status you deserve :P
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Postby IdRatherBeSurfing » Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:08 pm

my dad used to work in a butchers shop, and the manager sacked another employee for sticking his d!ck in the bacon slicer. Dad asked what he did with the bacon slicer, and he said I sacked her an all!!!!!!!!!


(God bless Peter Kay)
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Postby Tom-Irons » Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:10 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thats Class! Peter Kay is a legend!

I rang a take away last night i said do you deliver? They said no we do lamb chicken and fish bang phone down. (courtesy of the Kay Himself) :lol:
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Postby IdRatherBeSurfing » Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:38 pm

my mate got hit by a mobile library and lay in the road screaming, the librarian got out and said............






........ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! :lol:


ITS SPITTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYBODY IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby derbyshire surfer » Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:42 pm

I hear they figured out what killed Anne Nicole Smith.....bird flu,


She got it from sucking an old cock! :lol: :twisted:
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Re: Jokes

Postby billcowher57 » Mon May 27, 2013 11:36 am

Its absolutely too funny stuff on this forum. I like all jokes here and I hope you will post continuously funny jokes.
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Re: Jokes

Postby billcowher57 » Fri Jan 31, 2014 10:00 am

This is very nice joke but I am looking something that can make me laughs again and again and i hope you will post that humour jokes here on this post.

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Re: Jokes

Postby surf patrol » Fri Jan 31, 2014 10:10 am

8 months older, none the wiser
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Re: Jokes

Postby CARBr6 » Fri Jan 31, 2014 10:58 am

surf patrol wrote:8 months older, none the wiser

That's a joke right there!! :wink:
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Re: Jokes

Postby billcowher57 » Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:05 am

Its a pleasant moment I can't control myself alter reading jokes. I am laughing again and again.

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Re: Jokes

Postby ajgkjafgm » Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:59 am

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
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