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[.Jen.]

I'd probably have to do a test to it too - see if w@nking really does make it any bigger

[libby]

I dont think i'd be that interested really. Honestly. Oh apart from weeing and seeing what sex felt like of course

[.Jen.]

Weeing standing up would be quite novel I suppose. Atleast you'd find out if it really is that hard to point it in the right direction.

[libby]

I think we all know the answer to that one

[.Jen.]

Aye

[dougirwin13]

Oh I can show you something better to do with one than any of that ;)

-doug

[libby]

[pat42]

Oh I can show you something better to do with one than any of that

-doug

Can you draw with yours too, Doug

[dougirwin13]

Now how did you know that's what I had in mind?

Great piccies in the sanddunes :D

-doug

[pat42]

I like to do drawings and paintings of West Highland White Terriers with mine....
Here's some I did earlier today.

[libby]

I've got an "art calender reproduced from originals painted by mouth and foot painting artists" (xmas present from my crazy canadian great aunt ) but now looking at it now i'm not so sure it is just by mouth and food painting artists

[.Jen.]

Oh I can show you something better to do with one than any of that

-doug

cock puppetry doesnt count

[dougirwin13]

He can mouth our national anthem tho!

-doug

[PapaW]

Weeing standing up would be quite novel I suppose. Atleast you'd find out if it really is that hard to point it in the right direction.

I couldn't find a picture but you can get 'funnels' specially shaped to allow you to pee standing up (designed for people out camping, hiking). Read about it in the outdoor trecking book "how to xxxxx int he Woods"

[libby]

I may have seen one of those up close in real life. Never used one though. And not saying anymore about it. Accept that they can be dangerous in the wrong hands. I'm mentally scarred.

[.Jen.]

lol PW, think you should be fighting for the men in the 'how hard it is to pee in the bowl'' corner, not encouraging us girlies to prove how easy it really is