What Did the Ocean Say to the Elder Surfer......

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by 3Ddude101 » Sun Feb 13, 2022 11:44 am

What did the ocean say to the elder surfer when he took his last ride?

Nothing......it just gave him a wave goodbye.

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by jaffa1949 » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:09 pm

Heard that one on the radio , but I wasn‘t sure whether it was short wave! :lol:

Roll in the Dad jokes!

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by oldmansurfer » Mon Feb 14, 2022 5:59 pm

What did the wave say to the surfer? Have a swell time

So what is worse.... dying or regretting it for the rest of my life? Obviously I chose not regretting it.

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by BoMan » Mon Feb 14, 2022 6:44 pm

Why do surfers eat cold food?
They hate microwaves.

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