Paddling help - Worlds worst surfer (but im cool with that)

Gday guys,
I really am useless but im ok with that, been learning to surf for over a year now and still horrible. Im 36, 90kg and 6ft tall. Ive seena load of posts about paddling and read pretty much all of them. No matter how hard i paddle (and kick) i barely catch a wave. What im trying to do, is get the board to catch the wave, glide for a second across the face and get to my feet.
Ive tried everything from minimals to big short boards (6'6) which was a pain in the ass to catch waves on (even my good surf mates thought so). Im on a 6'2 Hypto Krypto and having more luck then ive had before catching the waves. Previously i was in the camp of bigger helps you catch more waves, this hasnt always been the case for me, the shorter board is giving me a better "feeling" of what the wave is doing.
Now with the paddling, when i see a wave coming i turn around (pretty slow at this) and give it 5m or so worth of paddling. Ive got next to no speed, im forward on the board (anymore and id be nose diving), im giving some kicks. Now i dont know if its cause my paddle stroke with my hands isnt deep enough, not sure if its cause im trying to get some speed, im flipping and flopping nd due to my size any rolling motion is giving me no chance (im caring a few kgs but definetly not overweight). Im trying to get the feeling of my back doing most of the work when im paddling, but i do feel the burn more in the shoulders.
I need to get my wave count up. Dont get me wrong, im loving being out there with my mates, having a chat, i might not even catch a bloody wave in a session which is frustrating, but its great just being out there. Any tips would be awesome... trying to get that gliding feel for a sec or so before i pop.
Thanks fellas
(PS im in Sydney, surfing Maroubra, and Northern beaches)
I really am useless but im ok with that, been learning to surf for over a year now and still horrible. Im 36, 90kg and 6ft tall. Ive seena load of posts about paddling and read pretty much all of them. No matter how hard i paddle (and kick) i barely catch a wave. What im trying to do, is get the board to catch the wave, glide for a second across the face and get to my feet.
Ive tried everything from minimals to big short boards (6'6) which was a pain in the ass to catch waves on (even my good surf mates thought so). Im on a 6'2 Hypto Krypto and having more luck then ive had before catching the waves. Previously i was in the camp of bigger helps you catch more waves, this hasnt always been the case for me, the shorter board is giving me a better "feeling" of what the wave is doing.
Now with the paddling, when i see a wave coming i turn around (pretty slow at this) and give it 5m or so worth of paddling. Ive got next to no speed, im forward on the board (anymore and id be nose diving), im giving some kicks. Now i dont know if its cause my paddle stroke with my hands isnt deep enough, not sure if its cause im trying to get some speed, im flipping and flopping nd due to my size any rolling motion is giving me no chance (im caring a few kgs but definetly not overweight). Im trying to get the feeling of my back doing most of the work when im paddling, but i do feel the burn more in the shoulders.
I need to get my wave count up. Dont get me wrong, im loving being out there with my mates, having a chat, i might not even catch a bloody wave in a session which is frustrating, but its great just being out there. Any tips would be awesome... trying to get that gliding feel for a sec or so before i pop.
Thanks fellas
(PS im in Sydney, surfing Maroubra, and Northern beaches)