Surfing Waves

Many people thru-out the globe report to have witnessed extra -terristrial life. I havn't yet, but I am very interested... So...
I would like to use the platform to be the first person on earth to extend an invitaion to any extra-terrestrials currently exploring cyber space, to come to Australia, which can be found on the Southern Hemsphere of Planet Earth, and recieve free surfing lessons...
Yes thats right! Free... All equipement will be supplied free.
Imagine when you fly or teleport home and tell your fellow aliens, that you surfed!! You could be the first know alien in the Universe to surf planet Earth!
This invitation is to any Extra-Terestrial from any Dimension. Please contact me here for details..

Greeting earthling
I'm from the planet Kayak
I find your offer extremley offending and will send an army of sea kayakers to drop in on you and your species
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

My brother kind of looks like an alien, does that make me qualify?

Those aliens from planet kyak are a pretty nasty bunch... Dont the anal probe you?

he he he

Hmm free ET lessons. What you are promoting but a more crowded lineup

Kabazz wrote:Greeting earthling
I'm from the planet Kayak
I find your offer extremley offending and will send an army of sea kayakers to drop in on you and your species
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

shudder..................

justloafing wrote:Hmm free ET lessons. What you are promoting but a more crowded lineup

I plan to expose the Alien race... and sell a captured alien to the Government or the Media... Who-ever pays the highest!