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Glasgow Airport

PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:46 pm
by Real Pol
I don't know what was happening else where but north of the border productivity was down as everyone talked about one thing and especially one man, (see link at bottom) :D


If the attack had happened in a US airport, compared to Glasgow.

Eyewitness accounts.


America: "Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about, i just ran for my life. I thought i was gonna die, he got so close to me"
Glasgow "C*nt wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a good boot, then decked him"



America:” I just wanna get home, away from here. I just wanna get home, I thought i was gonna die"
Glasgow:” here Shug, am no leaving here till am oan a f*ckin' plane!"



America:” there was pandemonium, people were running in all directions, we didn't know what was happening thought i was gonna die"
Glasgow:"F*ck this fir a kerry oan, moan we ll get a pint in"



America:” We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister, and was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were gonna die, I just ran for my life"
Glasgow:"a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty couldnae even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to the baws"



America: there was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought i was gonna die"
Glasgow:” There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire it wis like that"



America:” I’m too traumatized even to speak, I thought i was gonna die"
Glasgow "here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"



Two quotes from an eye-witness.........John Smeaton

John just surpassed himself on the National ITV news. The interviewer asked "What message do you have for the bombers" - he replied "This is Glasgow we'll just set about you"

John did an interview on CNN and they asked how he restrained the guy, he said "me and other folk were just tryin 2 get the boot in and some
other guy banjoed him"!



http://www.johnsmeaton.com :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:56 pm
by Stone Fox
Fleshin' class!

What made me laugh was the London Bomb (The paper said it was for Heathrow) got towed for illegal parking! D

PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:46 am
by surf patrol
Those hapless al-Qaeda boys were to find out that Glasgow has no respect for international terrorism. Nobody gets between 10,000 Weegies and a £99 week in Ibiza booked on Thursday night through Barrhead Travel.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:10 pm
by Big Man
When I get up to London I regularly drink in the bar that the London one was left outside. Aparently it was hell getting everyone out.

Re: Glasgow Airport

PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:56 pm
by SDCali
Real Pol wrote:America: "Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about, i just ran for my life. I thought i was gonna die, he got so close to me"
Glasgow "C*nt wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a good boot, then decked him"

I am an american, and I don't think any american I know would use the phrase "running about", but other than that, I find it quite hilarious. :D :D

PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:52 pm
by CheeZee
... fleshing class :lol: :lol: :lol: