Backpacking checklist.

Hiya folks!
Off to Portugal and beyond soon! So here I am trying to decide what I need to take with me. I'll start the list and if you'd be so kind to continue with your suggestions...
-Surfboard! (+bag and extra wrapping (not the xmas kind) for the journey)
-Bag
-Wetsuit
-(this is where it gets tricky) Erm...some kegs...maybe 1 pair of jeans and some combats
-a few t shirts
-Some spare jocks n socks.
-First aid kit. In case I am attacked by angry locals, stung by a Portugese Man-o-war or hit by really tiny meteors.
-Shoes...flip flops and some trainers.
-Passport.
-Dosh.
-Tent
-Sleeping bag.
-A book (for flights and flat days)
-Toiletries
-A Swiss army knife. A man's best friend...kinda.
-A hat...maybe a sombrero, not sure if I'll pull it off.
What else? (...J...)
Off to Portugal and beyond soon! So here I am trying to decide what I need to take with me. I'll start the list and if you'd be so kind to continue with your suggestions...
-Surfboard! (+bag and extra wrapping (not the xmas kind) for the journey)
-Bag
-Wetsuit
-(this is where it gets tricky) Erm...some kegs...maybe 1 pair of jeans and some combats
-a few t shirts
-Some spare jocks n socks.
-First aid kit. In case I am attacked by angry locals, stung by a Portugese Man-o-war or hit by really tiny meteors.
-Shoes...flip flops and some trainers.
-Passport.
-Dosh.
-Tent
-Sleeping bag.
-A book (for flights and flat days)
-Toiletries
-A Swiss army knife. A man's best friend...kinda.
-A hat...maybe a sombrero, not sure if I'll pull it off.
What else? (...J...)