Surfing Waves

Just got sent home from work cos im ill, so im now plaaning on how to kill the person who gave me this fookin bug

And downloading crap on Sky Anytime

Think ill kill this bug with a whole load of tequila

Well i've had very little sleep and way too much booze over the past five days, i'm a complete zombie at the moment.

Two more weeks till i get my house back to myself and can sleep properly again.

I am soooooooooo bored at work !

Reverend wrote:I am soooooooooo bored at work !

me too

Me three!

I'm so bored I'm gonna call it quits early! See y'all!

Wish i could go home early !

I started work at 5am yesterday morning, finished at 5.30 pm, came home, put fresh sheets on't bed and climbed straight in, got up at 11am this morning, went into work for 12 (then found out i wasnt supposed to be in till 1), started at 1 and got sent home at half 2. No idea how I slept from 6pm till 11am without waking up at least once!

Been working stoopid hours the past few weeks, and was worried about going to bed on Tuesday night in case I could get up for the 5am start yesterday morning (I normally only do afternoon and night shifts), so didnt sleep at all. Would have been ok if it wasnt for this fluey bug.

So... me thinks ill go to bed for a few more hours, have a nice hot bath and then crack open this tequila thats staring at me. I'm not working now till 7pm tomorrow night so have plenty of time for fun.

northswell wrote:Well i've had very little sleep and way too much booze over the past five days, i'm a complete zombie at the moment.

Two more weeks till i get my house back to myself and can sleep properly again.

Two weeks?? Good god Northswell, they've come to live with you and just haven't told you yet! You're right, your liver is in danger!

On the other hand, feel better Jen!

Get well soon Jen !

Get well soon dudette ..and while your all bored, consider this !...

in less than 24hrs i shall be on some dodgy campsite in Hastings (as far as im aware ..no surf or a beach at hastings?!).. with the fossils and my boy ..trying my best to not kill the 'failed Red Coats' and staying sober/smokeless for 48hrs.

I cant wait to get into the small open-air pool which will undoubtedly be full of 'free-peeing' chav kids .. and did i mention the crappy camp bar which will also undoubtedly be full of drunk chavs and chavettes annoying the sheeeet out of me with Karaoke and such ...

oh well .. theres always oap bingo if all else fails ...

I'll take bored and not having to go to Hastings any day folks


now then ..wheres that checklist ... " Tazar, spare batteries for Tazar, CS gas, Baton, ear-plugs, riot-shield, ten foot barge-pole, lawyer, DNA test kit...and shorts ... " yep thats the lot !

Haha forget my bug, think id quite happily have it instead of Cheezees Rampant Redcoat/Chavtastic weekend! Have fun mate

..cant type .. tears have flooded the keyboard ... " why me ..what did i do .. its not fair .. im too young to caravan " ...

Definitely kick starting the Tequila now... just had lawyers on't phone about an incident between my neighbour and his brother LAST year (neighbours brother smashed all the windows of his car, poured a load of sugar in the petrol tank, ripped wipers off...). Its only going to court on Monday (like I said, t'was over a year ago that it happened), so not only do I have to get a copy of my statement from the coppers, I've gotta go to court on Monday as a witness. Oh fun, can imagine it now...

Judge... So Jen

Jen... Yes (sneeze cough fart) yer honour



Cheezee... you got anymore room in that Chav van of yours?

hope you feel better soon

Cheezee... you got anymore room in that Chav van of yours?

..lol.. yep i have already notified the fossils that i will not be joining them ..but you will

apparentely i get to sleep on some table/bed configuration ?! .. how the feck am i meant to sleep on a table .............. without being drunk !!

I'm at work. Absolutely bored out of my skull. Ive got three drivers on and enough work for none of them ... Phone has rung 4 times since 3am... two of the pickups had NO money on them, one puked in the back of the cab and the other one was alright... dontcha just love friday nights

Phone has rung 4 times since 3am... two of the pickups had NO money on them, one puked in the back of the cab and the other one was alright... dontcha just love friday nights

Funny enough, that sounds a bit like one of my night shifts - apart from only getting 4 calls..........

Perhaps the reason you're so quiet is that most of the scrotes now realise that there's a FREE taxi service, and the number is easy to remember - 999

Surfing-Innovation wrote:Funny enough, that sounds a bit like one of my night shifts - apart from only getting 4 calls..........

Perhaps the reason you're so quiet is that most of the scrotes now realise that there's a FREE taxi service, and the number is easy to remember - 999

I dunno... if they're anything like the eejit that collapsed outside the depot this morning I'd rather that we didnt carry them , the knob was sitting on the wall across the road, head between his legs and bam... over he goes. And he stayed there Even sent one of the drivers across to poke him, he got up eventually and toddled off down the road. Think I'm gonna start filming the ''interesting'' creatures that walk past in the middle of the night... gotta be worth a few laughs on youtube