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Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:13 pm**

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Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:41 pm**

lol, im doin that next time i get a call

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:43 pm**

PURE CLASS :lol:

that's the funniest thing I've heard in ages..... I don't know how the guy does it without laughing....

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:49 pm**

Your not the only one bluesnowcone, definitely going to try that out! :twisted:

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:53 pm**

normaly me and my brother see how long we can keep them going and we swap the phone every couple of minuets n when they ask for a credit card i just yell random words down the phone n put it down.

we had a johoses witness(woever there called) come to our door and i told them i was a time lord and had no time for false religions, it was funi. got nufin against them just aslong as they dont come to my door telling me about there lovely religion, i dont go to there door n tell em about the lovely meal i had last night do it

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:56 pm**

bluesnowcone wrote:we had a johoses witness(

Jehova's Witnesses! Love em'

I always tell them I'm a practicing satanist and that my god will eat theirs on the day of reckoning.

They normally leave me alone after that.

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:14 pm**

thats great i had a good old gigle at that

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:26 pm**

Stone Fox wrote:
bluesnowcone wrote:we had a johoses witness(

Jehova's Witnesses! Love em'

I always tell them I'm a practicing satanist and that my god will eat theirs on the day of reckoning.

They normally leave me alone after that.

Hmm don't think ill be calling on you anytime soon then

mind you im always up for a challenge! :wink:

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:26 pm**

Stone Fox wrote:
bluesnowcone wrote:we had a johoses witness(

Jehova's Witnesses! Love em'

I always tell them I'm a practicing satanist and that my god will eat theirs on the day of reckoning.

They normally leave me alone after that.

Nice one Stone fox... I am actually a Jehovah's Witness :twisted:

Never had anyone say they're a satanist to me before... Had a few say they're witches, and one who said he was a warlock before :shock:

My personal fave was a grumpy ol welsh farmer who pointed a shotgun at me when I was 6... oh happy day! :wink:

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:16 pm**

I love it when people like that call.

Privacy laws over here are great.

Caller: Hello, am I talking to Mr Irwin?
Doug: Yes.
Caller: Hi Mr Irwin my name is Fred and I represent... blah blah blah
Doug: Hold on a second.
Doug finds pen and paper...
Doug: Sorry, what organisation are you from?
Caller: blah blah
Doug writes down details.
Doug: Thanks for that. Now, Fred, please remove our details from your contact list. If your organisation calls me after 14 days have elapsed we will be contacting our legal representative regarding a violation of 1988 revision of the Privacy Act, which will find your organisation liable for seven figure amounts...

-doug

Posted: **Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:49 am**

And for those annoying door-to-door people you buy a doorguard.

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/8610/mooninggrans1jy.swf

Switch your sound on!

-doug

Posted: **Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:49 am**

absolutely class!!! :lol:

Posted: **Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:11 am**

Thats hilarious. Dont think id be able to do it without laughing though.

As for Jehovas... the last time we had some on the door was in the middle of summer a few years back. We had an old African Grey parrot who used to sit in the porch during the day and had a few choice words for them when they came knocking. Theyve never been back since :twisted:

Im getting me a Galah on Monday and ill be teaching him the same for when the Kleeneze woman comes round.

Posted: **Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:03 pm**

.Jen. wrote:Thats hilarious. Dont think id be able to do it without laughing though.

As for Jehovas... the last time we had some on the door was in the middle of summer a few years back. We had an old African Grey parrot who used to sit in the porch during the day and had a few choice words for them when they came knocking. Theyve never been back since

Im getting me a Galah on Monday and ill be teaching him the same for when the Kleeneze woman comes round.

Why dont we change the thread name to Repeling Witnesses 101

Posted: **Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:09 pm**

With door to door salesmen, i used to give my German Sheppard some sherburt to get his mouth frothy and then open the door with my dog standing next to me, salesmen never stayed ! :lol:

Posted: **Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:24 pm**

S Boy wrote:With door to door salesmen, i used to give my German Sheppard some sherburt to get his mouth frothy and then open the door with my dog standing next to me, salesmen never stayed !

Bahahaha!!! :lol:

Priceless!!

Posted: **Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:55 pm**

any of you do any of that to me i will be pissed off!!!

Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:21 am**

LOL!

Just rant and yell on the way to the door,
Open it,
Scream at the top of your lungs "FLESH OFF",
Slam the door,
Walk away ranting and yelling.

They won't come back

-doug

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