Surfing Waves

got drunk last night, lost wallet, oyster card and a certain amount of dignity.

I wrote a message to myself this morning while drunk it said.


dear sober christian

Beer is bad, it makes you loose things and pull mingers. Next time you want to get drunk read me.


I turned up to work an hour late after bank and oyster cancellation.

smooth operator

OOOPs ! Good idea leaving yourself a message though !

lmfao.. absolute class Chris .. lolololol

i feel a new thread is needed !!!

" What note would you write yourself " thread

mine would be ... " dear stoner cheeze , please remember not to offer relationship advice to non-stoners as the result is utter confusion and they do not have miss Green to fall back on

Lets just put that one down in the experience book, and move on swiftky to the friday waster session

a 2 hour pub lunch should remedy it.

The first al fresco pub lunch of the year.

Get. In. There.