Surfing Waves

Another one of my best mates is turning 30 I want to get her something really wierd, but nice... it's gotta be memorable and have a fun factor. Any ideas? I was wondering if any of you had ever given wierd and wonderful presents???

I gave an ex a fake fanny from Holland. Mostly in the hope he'd get some extra practise in and actually do sommat useful

a slinky shaped like a marijuana leaf.

a huge clown doll

20 bags of gummybears.

I Bought my mate a bucket of zoo sh!t

I bought my mate a 5 foot inflatable penguin last christmas

hmmm well i had bought Brent some antique books for christmas but as things ended before then i had to take them back. They were published in 1796, 4 volumes of a journal called The World. Never mind....

I stole all my friends home videos (i gave them back), then interviewed his family and friends on the sly and cut together a documentary film about his life, I then set up a pub with a projector and did a this is your life style event with clips and people telling stories about him, culminating with his sister (that he didnt know was coming back from germany) suprising him.

It was a massive effort, but a 21st he'll never forget.

Other than that, the best gifts are kidnapping your mates and taking them on a day trip somewhere (I've done this twice, once to amsterdam - sorting out stealing a passport and booking their time off work is a xxxxx but fully worth it)

Well, last christmas I got given a lifetimes supply of condoms

Probably around 1000 in there (should last a week)

pault wrote:I bought my mate a 5 foot inflatable penguin last christmas

that made me laugh so much my ribs hurt!

Libby wrote:hmmm well i had bought Brent some antique books for christmas but as things ended before then i had to take them back. They were published in 1796, 4 volumes of a journal called The World. Never mind....

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, sorry libs, that's such an amazing gift... it's given me an idea though, thanks!

An unstealable lighter - A lighter... attached to a BIG chain... attached to a brick... which was painted silver... and had rude words on it along the lines of 'flesh off, this is MY lighter'.

(all my own work, too)

I give the most romantic presents, me....

I once gave my mum a chainsaw for her anniversary. Made a change from the usual flowers and chocs..

i brought my GF some mangroves in india for christmas

so now we find out what a bunch of weirdo's you really are

I've had such a laugh reading some of these. DBBBs lighter is certainly unique!!!

...and a chainsaw, Adrenaline.... hmmmm not sure what was going through your mind at the time!

I've got a few ideas now anyhow, thanks!

My mate was back in Oz for his 30th, we had his flat keys, went round and created a naked calendar using all his prise possessions to cover all our bits, it was very professionally done.

The basket sold it on ebay to get us back, he made £3.62



(I've still got a copy, I bring it out when I want a girl to leave my flat)

haha... some of these are quality... i boaugh my mate a back scratcher... i wanted to fill the gift bag up.
xx

not strange to us but strange to someone else. people get sex wax off me for comedy presents if i cant be arsed to think of something. the look on peoples faces is always funny.

also took my friend shopping at the trafford centre for her birthday. gave her money and she was gone before i could say happy birthday.

Bought my son a tarantula for xmas once. He was surprised to say the least. Hard to wrap and the shape gave it away!!

lmao Sarge .. nice one man

I made my girlfriend (now wife) a 'cuddly toy' replica of her GSXR-600 complete with clocks and everything. I was well proud, made from material, with no pattern to work from. I even embroidered 'Shaz 900' on the sides of the fairing! (her name's sharon!) It was about 2 ft long and 1 ft high!

For my best friend, I found some photos of him surfing 1 ft mush at Saunton and photoshopped him into some quality hawaiian juice, then mocked up a 'surfer magazine cover' for him and framed it! Wicked!