Surfing Waves

You know, the one EVERYONE seems to have on their mobile,

starts off,

"Blasphemy, has always been a very dear friend to me,
I think it would be the end of me,
If I couldn't say..............."

etc.

Anyone know where I can find a copy online? It's driving me nuts. And yes, I've tried limewire and torrents.

please help...

Ummm....never heard it. Or heard of it! Sorry!