Surfing Waves

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:59 pm**

I want to live my next life ........backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa- like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:01 pm**

Fantastic, well put !!

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:02 pm**

Well, now that you've convinced me that life's downhill from here on, I think I'll just go and have a quick cry in the corner... :wink:

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:04 pm**

that sounds great!

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:08 pm**

Sounds like a plan! Where is the rewind button?

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:31 pm**

haha that would be great

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:59 pm**

fleshing class :mrgreen:

Posted: **Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:42 pm**

i totally agree - i've wished i was five years old again since i was 6

at least theres a few good things about getting older... er...hmm... actually scrap that...
xx

Posted: **Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:46 am**

..and the voive of psycho babble reason booms ....

" if you lived your life backwards .. then all the adult guilt would be dragged back to your childhood ! ..dont think i could cope with that.. not that annnd maintain my Train set

Posted: **Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:16 pm**

I'm still an infant....well I'm still on 2-hourly feeds and afternoon naps anyway!!! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:22 pm**

I aint grown up yet, but i'm about ready for a pause button.

Posted: **Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:28 pm**

northswell wrote:I aint grown up yet, but i'm about ready for a pause button.

every man should come fitted with a pause button, and a mute button! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:53 pm**

well I'm still on 2-hourly feeds

..lolol.. one burning question on my mind :twisted:

... " are you breast fed " ??!!! ... wahhhhey

Posted: **Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:55 pm**

CheeZee wrote:
well I'm still on 2-hourly feeds
..lolol.. one burning question on my mind ... " are you breast fed " ??!!! ... wahhhhey

LMAO! you men really do have a one-track mind! Sorry to disappoint you Cheeze, 'fraid not! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:59 pm**

i do not have a one track mind young lady , i was merely enquiring to make sure that you were getting optimum nutrition at meal time lolol ...

besides i de-railed from any known tracks a long long time ago :twisted:

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:51 am**

CheeZee wrote:i do not have a one track mind young lady

Blimey....I haven't been called a 'lady' in....er.....umm......EVER!!! :lol:

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:36 pm**

...its ok .. i wont use it again :wink:

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:05 pm**

CheeZee wrote:...its ok .. i wont use it again

phew, thanks!

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:43 pm**

lol ..wouldnt want to offend anyone :wink:

Surfing Waves

i want to live my life backwards....

i want to live my life backwards....