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farting in front of partners/mates....

Postby IdRatherBeSurfing » Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:31 pm

thought this could be a funny topic... do you fart in front of your boy/girlfriend/mates etc

me and my mates fart all the time :lol: (because we are children), in fact, my one mate will run over and fart on my other mates lap tho i draw the line at this hahahaha

I however just cannot bring myself to fart infront of Mr Significant Other :oops: maybe Im weird!
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Postby PapaW » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:50 am

Yeah we both do ti all the time.
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Postby libby » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:26 am

He he he he not excessively but i'm sure it has happened at some point :oops:
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Re: farting in front of partners/mates....

Postby sal » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:11 am

IdRatherBeSurfing wrote:I however just cannot bring myself to fart infront of Mr Significant Other :oops: maybe Im weird!


Jo the day will come when one accidentally slips out!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Sar » Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:17 am

not at the begining but after 7 years i can quite comfortably fart in front of my significant other.
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Postby Sar » Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:18 am

oh and the same with mates, although not upon the first meeting obviously, but long time friends yeah
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Postby CheeZee » Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:25 am

I believe it is acceptable in a modern relationship but call me old fashioned .. . there has never been a romantic novel written as far as im aware where ..

" ... they stared at each other for what seemed like an eternity, it was the moment they had both been waiting so long for .. he reached slowly forward whilst looking in her eyes for the acceptance that his intentions would be mirrored by her trust... the moment had come , it was now or never ... he held her hand and whispered gently into her ear ... " fecking eck' pet , is that yours or mine " ??!! ..geeeezus thats rank


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Postby sal » Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:27 am

CheeZee wrote:I believe it is acceptable in a modern relationship but call me old fashioned .. . there has never been a romantic novel written as far as im aware where ..

" ... they stared at each other for what seemed like an eternity, it was the moment they had both been waiting so long for .. he reached slowly forward whilst looking in her eyes for the acceptance that his intentions would be mirrored by her trust... the moment had come , it was now or never ... he held her hand and whispered gently into her ear ... " fecking eck' pet , is that yours or mine " ??!! ..geeeezus thats rank


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ROTFLMFAO Cheezee, pure class! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Milo » Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:41 pm

CheeZee wrote:I believe it is acceptable in a modern relationship but call me old fashioned .. . there has never been a romantic novel written as far as im aware where ..

" ... they stared at each other for what seemed like an eternity, it was the moment they had both been waiting so long for .. he reached slowly forward whilst looking in her eyes for the acceptance that his intentions would be mirrored by her trust... the moment had come , it was now or never ... he held her hand and whispered gently into her ear ... " fecking eck' pet , is that yours or mine " ??!! ..geeeezus thats rank


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:thumbs: :D Fanny farts, well just cracks me up :shock: :lol:
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Postby .Jen. » Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:04 pm

I got a written warning at work today for ''my constant lack of respect to my colleagues'' for farting and burping as and when my guts feel its time :roll: Like they dont do it!!

So yeah, ill fart and burp anytime, anywhere and infront of anyone.
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Postby CheeZee » Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:15 pm

So yeah, ill fart and burp anytime, anywhere and infront of anyone.
..that is one of the most profound mission statements i have ever read :wink: :lol:
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Postby .Jen. » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:06 pm

CheeZee wrote:
So yeah, ill fart and burp anytime, anywhere and infront of anyone.
..that is one of the most profound mission statements i have ever read :wink: :lol:


Well if its gotta be done its gotta be done :lol: No point doing yerself an injury holding it all in!
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Postby surf patrol » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:04 am

forum topics reach a new low :cry:
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Postby PapaW » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:17 am

That'll only happen when the "Scrunch or Fold" thread is started!
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Postby drowningbitbybit » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:42 am

surf patrol wrote:forum topics reach a new low :cry:


There's three (four if we include you SP) moderators on this thread. This is the future... :roll: :wink:
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Postby IdRatherBeSurfing » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:52 am

:p
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Postby pault » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:29 pm

:)
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