Surfing Waves

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:00 pm**

"We are looking for hard-drinking, raucous, women who have gone totally off the rails"

Well you fall off the rails when your surfing... :p give it a go!

I hope we don't offend anyone by signing up to this site, but we would love to find a surfer chic for our new series.

In 2007, Eggleston Hall Ladies’ Finishing School will open its doors again. A new intake of ladettes will attend the 5 week diploma course of elocution, deportment, dressmaking, floristry and cordon bleu cookery and be turned into ladies.

We are looking for hard-drinking, raucous, women who have gone totally off the rails, women working in male dominated industries who’ve lost touch with their feminine ways and any women who feel that they would really benefit from the school.

If you or someone you know fits this description please let us know.

Please log on to our website www.meontv.co.uk/lady and fill in an application form and attach a photo.

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:15 pm**

riiiiiiiiight :roll:

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:16 pm**

Jo's already a lady, she's got a horse and everything :wink:

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:19 pm**

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:21 pm**

and until you've ACTUALLY met me, I'd rather you with held your judgement, dahhling

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:23 pm**

lol i'm not judging anything! :roll:

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:27 pm**

PapaWoolacombe wrote:lol i'm not judging anything!

Shhh, dont tell anyone, but Jo's actually quite posh :wink:

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:35 pm**

heheheheh

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:59 pm**

Oops

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:03 pm**

drowningbitbybit wrote:Jo's already a lady, she's got a horse and everything

Depends what she does with said horse... :wink:

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:25 pm**

Grumpy Fox, Hidden Dragon wrote:
drowningbitbybit wrote:Jo's already a lady, she's got a horse and everything

Depends what she does with said horse...

showjumping, dahhling. We win rather alot of money

Posted: **Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:30 am**

My boss has been threatening to sign me up for that :shock:

If she sees that ad im in HUGE trouble!!

Posted: **Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:00 pm**

Jen (JCL) wrote:My boss has been threatening to sign me up for that If she sees that ad im in HUGE trouble!!

I'm confused now.

Showjumping?

Or other money making activities involving women and horses?

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:10 am**

Grumpy Fox, Hidden Dragon wrote:
Jen (JCL) wrote:My boss has been threatening to sign me up for that If she sees that ad im in HUGE trouble!!

I'm confused now.

Showjumping?

Or other money making activities involving women and horses?

lol no, Jo is into horses (im pretty sure its in the 100% legal no-beastiality way), and my boss has been threatening to sign me up for Ladette to Lady.

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:17 pm**

I reckon you should both go for it!

It might even be enough to make me watch TV.

Surfing Waves

OMG this is SOOOOOO for you Jo (idratherbedrinking..)

OMG this is SOOOOOO for you Jo (idratherbedrinking..)