Well you fall off the rails when your surfing... :p give it a go!
I hope we don't offend anyone by signing up to this site, but we would love to find a surfer chic for our new series.
In 2007, Eggleston Hall Ladies’ Finishing School will open its doors again. A new intake of ladettes will attend the 5 week diploma course of elocution, deportment, dressmaking, floristry and cordon bleu cookery and be turned into ladies.
We are looking for hard-drinking, raucous, women who have gone totally off the rails, women working in male dominated industries who’ve lost touch with their feminine ways and any women who feel that they would really benefit from the school.
If you or someone you know fits this description please let us know.
Please log on to our website www.meontv.co.uk/lady and fill in an application form and attach a photo.
riiiiiiiiight 
If she sees that ad im in HUGE trouble!!
