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LONELY HEARTS THREAD
Posted:
Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:16 pmby el_timmo
I am bored (and single hahaha) so I have decided to start a lonely hearts thread... all you have to do is post how desperate you are for love/some hot loving and see who contacts you.... you never know boys and girls, you future wife/husband could be lurking here!
of course your future stalker could be lurking here as well, but come on, admit it, you could do with some excitement in your life if you've managed to read this far!
so here goes:
honest man with foot long ....python.... seeks hard working, blonde bombshell 6' tall with 36DD who can cook chinese and indian food aged 20-30 with plenty of cleaning experience. Must be subservient and must wash at least once a week. Must bring own bed and shoes.
I'm not very picky, so anyone who's like that will do
Posted:
Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:17 pmby libby
Tim failed to mention his bum glows green, he reckons it was the lighting but i suspect some kind of fungus......
Webcams are dangerous in the hands of the wrong people
Posted:
Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:18 pmby Mitur Bin'esderty
mailorderbrides.com/
Posted:
Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:51 pmby northswell
Surfersam118 wrote:mailorderbrides.com/
man you beat me to that, as soon as i saw this thread thats what needed posting.
Posted:
Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:47 pmby isaluteyou
wel timmo you did not specify whether you were looking for a female.
so i suppose a male with 36dd man boobs who can cook would do (thats a scary image)
Posted:
Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:02 pmby CheeZee
Posted:
Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:29 pmby Lisa*
isaluteyou wrote:wel timmo you did not specify whether you were looking for a female.
so i suppose a male with 36dd man boobs who can cook would do (thats a scary image)
haha moobs
[sorry i'm immature]
xx
Posted:
Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:52 pmby pat42
I just spent half an hour on mailorderbrides..........
Russian birds dont smile much do they?
Posted:
Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:58 pmby Dr Rev
Nothing to smile about !
Posted:
Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:59 pmby Mitur Bin'esderty
"The Russian women make you feel right at home. Contact them - you'll be happy you did." DO IT!!
Posted:
Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:15 pmby sal
pat42 wrote:I just spent half an hour on mailorderbrides..........
well, i suppose it's better than spending money on them!!!!!
Posted:
Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:59 pmby Stone Fox
I walked in here with the intention of taking the piss.
I'm speechless.
Re: LONELY HEARTS THREAD
Posted:
Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:39 pmby Milo
el_timmo wrote:I am bored (and single hahaha) so I have decided to start a lonely hearts thread... all you have to do is post how desperate you are for love/some hot loving and see who contacts you.... you never know boys and girls, you future wife/husband could be lurking here!
of course your future stalker could be lurking here as well, but come on, admit it, you could do with some excitement in your life if you've managed to read this far!
so here goes:
honest man with foot long ....python.... seeks hard working, blonde bombshell 6' tall with 36DD who can cook chinese and indian food aged 20-30 with plenty of cleaning experience. Must be subservient and must wash at least once a week. Must bring own bed and shoes.
I'm not very picky, so anyone who's like that will do
You`ve met the wife then Tim.
Re: LONELY HEARTS THREAD
Posted:
Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:37 pmby drowningbitbybit
MILO wrote:You`ve met the wife then Tim.
'Met' in the biblical sense?
Posted:
Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:08 pmby pat42
sal wrote:pat42 wrote:I just spent half an hour on mailorderbrides..........
well, i suppose it's better than spending money on them!!!!!
Well , I've ordered four of them.........they should be arriving next week.......cant wait!
Posted:
Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:54 pmby surfin_daddy
Posted:
Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:15 pmby ^*^BATMAN^*^
Dont forget that she must have plow experiance, and bring own donkey. Have no family history of retardation. And if she cheat on you, you will crush her.
*Borat reference*