Northswell cooooeeeeyy!!

by **libby** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:35 pm

I'll sell you my liver

And for the bargain price of £208.50 and a sherbert dip.

Let me know

Libs

PS Ask Kitesurfer if you cant find any of the sherbert dips i like, i think he has a box full somewhere

by **Phil** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:30 pm

by **jethrodog** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:37 am

Um, you got any cheap kidneys you're willing to part with? I can get lotsa sherbet.

by **northswell** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:46 am

Is the £208.50 the price of the board shipment?

The cheapest i've found is £49.99 in Romania, you can have that one to replace the one i am prepared to purchase from you that just leaves a small discrepencey, potential made up spelling? Perhaps you could sell some other body parts to make up the short fall!

by **tomcat360** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:51 am

Just making sure....you don't actually need a new liver, do you?

by **Stone Fox** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:58 am

.................................?!

by **kitesurfer** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:14 am

jethrodog wrote:Um, you got any cheap kidneys you're willing to part with? I can get lotsa sherbet.

Careful what you say jethro, you might be surprised at what you can get for some sherbert these dayz from libstar!!!!

by **kitesurfer** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:16 am

U could have mine but the state it's in means i'd probably have to pay u!!!!

by **sal** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:20 am

careful Northy, I mean this is a second-hand, well-abused STUDENT liver after all! :lol:

by **libby** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:37 am

by **libby** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:13 pm

Send the paper work over and i'll sign it, signature might be a bit dodgy though, sold 7 of my fingers on ebay last night.

I also have a kidney going for £45 and an excersise video. Heck i'll throw in the other kidney if its Jade Goody's DVD

by **tomcat360** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:20 pm

Did you sell the fingers as a set or seperately?

What's next? Selling blood and bone marrow?

by **northswell** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:02 pm

tomcat360 wrote:What's next? Selling blood and bone marrow?

Unfortunately you don't get paid for that kinda stuff over here, its all done out of the goodness of your heart.

Heart :idea:

who needs one

by **jethrodog** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:30 pm

Libby wrote:Send the paper work over and i'll sign it, signature might be a bit dodgy though, sold 7 of my fingers on ebay last night.

I also have a kidney going for £45 and an excersise video. Heck i'll throw in the other kidney if its Jade Goody's DVD

I got $40 in canadian pennies and a documentary on Jane Goodall and her chimps. That good enough?

by **tomcat360** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 1:40 am

Yeah, blood is free here as well. don't know about bone marrow....

by **Jimi** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:12 am

I heard in the US the blood donors got monetary compensation for thier time, effeort and product....

p.s. in australia there's been talk of payment for blood since we've almost run out at the red cross.

by **tomcat360** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:43 pm

Nope, it's all outta the goodness of your heart.

Just curious, what other kinda "I heard in america..." rumors go around?

You get paid for sperm donations, but I think Libs is gonna have a hard time with that one. :wink:

by **libby** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 1:18 pm

Tomcat-

Jethrodog, why not sounds like a good deal, i'll get the surgeon to whip my kidneys out when he is getting my liver.

My fingers were all sold to one buyer, no idea what for, soup perhaps?

by **Dec** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 1:50 pm

I will sell my kidney(s), liver, and/or soul to anyone that pays more than $50!

Seems like a good deal to me!

by **kitesurfer** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:10 pm

tomcat360 wrote:You get paid for sperm donations, but I think Libs is gonna have a hard time with that one.

We sure do....

Northswell cooooeeeeyy!!

Northswell cooooeeeeyy!!

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