Surfing Waves

Having another busy day at work today guys!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well,
the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So
she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was
almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling
with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear,
let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that girl
knows I'm smarter than her.

Alright girls. Repost this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree,
forward it.
Men, repost this because you have balls.

Man that is the best story I've heard in loooong time.

Most of my mates, have ended up turning into lap dogs for their girlfriends needs. Jumping when they are told too.

I also hate the dreaded words I think you are spending to much time with your mates.

What are we expected to wait inside all day and night waiting for the beloved????

I'm single as you can tell, because basically girls I have dated are only interested in my financial situation, rather than anything else. That has been a whole range of girls from many different backgrounds.

So Kitesurfer have you been demoted to the couch??

kitesurfer wrote: Well,
the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like
it,"

Never heard that from a woman before..............It's normally me who says that

But my advice to you if you hear those words, is to just go with it and when she dozes off, whack one out on her back thinking about someone else

pault wrote:So Kitesurfer have you been demoted to the couch??

I kitesurf when it's windy, i surf when there's swell. In amonst that i make surfboards, go kite buggying, snowboarding, longboarding, wakeboarding and brew my own alcohol. Oh and that's just in my spare time. Do you honestly think i have the time for a girlfriend??? So fortunately no couch for me, just though it was quite amusing!!!

Oh and pat LOL at that comment.

Don't have that problem. been married for 10 years, ive been well trained in female thinking.

S Boy wrote:Don't have that problem. been married for 10 years, ive been well trained in female thinking.

Scary!!!



Me too Kitey...........no girlfriend!!!!

Something to do with my last girlfriend (the love of my life) saying something about when we have kids, we have to settle down, no more surf trips, no travelling in the camper, I have to get a proper job and we do things at the weekends...........................


I wasnt really listening too much cos I was halfway out the door!!

I do feel very lucky, my wife lets me do most things, plus she gave me the money for my motorbike, ive got a good life insurance and the wife said that she would miss me til the cheque clears.....

S Boy wrote: she would miss me til the cheque clears.....

never had that before good story lol kitey well thought of

dude, you just had me in tears laughing.

That was actually you that did that, right?

Any woman who sees this would kill me but it's kinda obvious...women aren't that difficult to understand, they just want clothes and stability.

just kidding around...

that was hilarious! I thought it was going to get boring until you said what she said. thats so great!
im getting a girlfriend sunday anyways (its sceduled! its actually the last time i see her and i know she wants to go out with me and blahblahblabhalbha and im only 15 so might as well, not super important.)
women are so demanding sometimes. sheesh.
its great how you said exactly the same phrases as her.

haha great story duder.

pat42 wrote:Me too Kitey...........no girlfriend!!!!

I bet you liked Bali then mate!

SouthEastAsia Joke...

"Any hole on body fiy dollar"

pat42 wrote:

kitesurfer wrote: Well,
the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like
it,"

Never heard that from a woman before..............It's normally me who says that

But my advice to you if you hear those words, is to just go with it and when she dozes off, whack one out on her back thinking about someone else

Now that actually made me laugh out loud. Classic.

Bloody hell i'm going off blokes VERY quickly!

pat42 wrote:"Any hole on body fiy dollar"

Yea thats it! and.. "you likey my friend..i have friend vietnam..ooh very beautiful....tey dolla...you want...make special price.."

And you know you did!!!!!

pat42 wrote:"Any hole on body fiy dollar"

Any hole $5 wow
You should of gone for the ear hole or prehaps the nose-

!!!!!!!!

(ladies we are talking about peircing here...aren't we Pat and Fish'!!!)

Dec wrote::lol: !!!!!!!!

(ladies we are talking about peircing here...aren't we Pat and Fish'!!!)

No dec i dont want to pierce anything just wanna stick my **** in her ear