Oh How I Laughed

by **kitesurfer** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:37 am

It would appear i have a cyber space admirer.
Look what just dropped in through my myspace maibox this morning! Sorry but it's a bit of an essay!

Hello
I am very Happy to get your profile.Well since am davorce about 3yrs ago because my Ex was cheating on me so he break my heart lol so i havent hard any dating because i dont want to rush into another dating so i need to becarful Well I love to go out to the beach sometime i am free and love fishing so much and i love playing basketball and swimming well do you like going to Cinema well when i am in the state i love going there . i grew up there i receive my bachelor degree ,I lost my dad when i was 19yrs old so my mum remarried to Old man in Nigeria so i have been in Nigeria for the past 3weeks now just Visiting my mom for sometime have Fun with her take her to the shopping spend sometime talking to Her about someone I will get married with but i will be back to the state very soon i am i do love travely alot, when i am in the state and i have been to canada france for modeling so i am Looking for someone to end up my life with right now and i dont know if it you but we really need to get to know each other Better Also knows Your families because i dont want to get hurt anymore do you know it hard to trust someone on here because most of man here they are not ready for serous relation because there was a man who i chat with And he was talking about sex with me which i dont like unless we are Together we could make love and sex with each other but for now i am not seeking for sex online well we can get to know each other better maybe i could fly back to you in the state or what do you think .well I will Love someone who is serous about relationship to show me love and honest because i dont want to get hurt again i am ready to spend the rest of my life with someone who is going to be there for me and respect each other who dont smoke or drink..I really love going to the church everysunday because most of the people in the church are good people because i love making people laugh.do you know that it hard to find love on here or because i want someone that i can trust and spend sometime to get to know each other tell me what do you know about love are you ready for serious relationship well if you are ready if you give me your heart i have somethings to share with you that you are going to Apprecaite it from someone like me you will never regret of Meeting me in your life I Will Love To have Kids with you have a good Families with you Respect you All The Time,Pls no game cos i dont want Someone Who Is Going To break my heart anymore so i have to wait to be with the right person in my lifeyou can mail me to my yahoo id jennylovesman2009@yahoo.com or you can chat with me on my yahoomessanger id jennylovesman2009..I will LOve to Hear back from you....Love AllWays...Thankx.
jennifer

Any suggestions???

by **libby** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:44 am

would you like me borrow my herring and fishfingers KS?

by **kitesurfer** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:52 am

Libby wrote:would you like me borrow my herring and fishfingers KS?

Not a bad idea they might just be of some use yet!

by **Dec** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 9:13 am

Omg! It's jenny from Costa. She has adopted the local language and customs of hunting an american sucker! :lol:

by **drowningbitbybit** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 9:57 am

kitesurfer wrote: am davorce about 3yrs ago... Ex was cheating on me...break my heart... i dont want to get hurt anymore ... it hard to trust someone ...he was talking about sex ...we could make love and sex with each other... i dont want to get hurt again ... hard to find love ... give me your heart... Will Love To have Kids... i dont want Someone Who Is Going To break my heart....Love AllWays...

Hmmm... desperate, needy and pathetic

by **rich r** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:47 am

Hey! The email I got said I was the only one for her! That two timing bitch!

by **southwestsurfer** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:51 am

Sorry guys, she's mine. All mine...

by **CheeZee** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:40 pm

Omg! It's jenny from Costa. She has adopted the local language and customs of hunting an american sucker!

...absolute class bro :lol:

by **kitesurfer** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:49 pm

Rather than start a new thread with exactly the same title i thought i'd use this one as it seems appropriate!

More to follow...

by **kitesurfer** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:53 pm

Oh and anyone who laughs at this one is a very bad person.

Ok so who laughed hands up?

KS

by **pat42** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 2:33 pm

I was till laughing at the weather stone when I looked at the Ray Charles pic.................

Does that count????

by **gdude335** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 3:50 pm

the dont do drugs one is hilarious!!!
and the terorist at an airport.

by **essex sucks** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:01 pm

so class ks yet a gain

by **el_timmo** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:57 pm

by **dougirwin13** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 2:08 am

Never exceed the recommended dosage!

Graphical medical images illustrating why follow...

-doug

by **gdude335** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:40 am

the iraqui missle launcher is hilarious!

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