Please Accept My Apologies

Tonight I am very tired and very hungry. Why don't I eat you ask? Cause there's no food around at this hour. Why don't I sleep you ask? Because I'm waiting for my clothes to finish being washed so I can put them in the stinkin dryer.
Anyway, so I would like to apoloise to anyone I've insulted tonight, and would also like to apologise to those who have started serious threads and I've made silly stupid comments, but my excuse is that I am tired and hungry.... oh and now I'm bored because my washing doesn't finish for another 20 minutes, and it's already 2352!
So, please accept my apologies, and while I'm waiting here bored as a bored man's steam iron, I'm going to add some of you losers to my msn list, so I can add yet more people I don't know to my list so you can all harass me and bore me to death with your stories about being stoked because dude the waves were hot today!
Anyway, so I would like to apoloise to anyone I've insulted tonight, and would also like to apologise to those who have started serious threads and I've made silly stupid comments, but my excuse is that I am tired and hungry.... oh and now I'm bored because my washing doesn't finish for another 20 minutes, and it's already 2352!
So, please accept my apologies, and while I'm waiting here bored as a bored man's steam iron, I'm going to add some of you losers to my msn list, so I can add yet more people I don't know to my list so you can all harass me and bore me to death with your stories about being stoked because dude the waves were hot today!