Surfing Waves

Posted: **Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:19 pm**

HI!!

Just wondering, what is eveyone's most annoying thing at the moment??

Mine is probably not being able to go surfing and not having a surfboard.

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Or having to help decorate BOTH :shock:

of our living rooms because the wallpaper feels like its cemented to the wall.

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Posted: **Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:55 pm**

Waiting for my new shortboard. Only 2 weeks now

Posted: **Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:24 am**

Farmers leaving mud and crap on the roads, makes me boil, my fav bit of road is covered in it and ruined my ride into work :evil:

Posted: **Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:13 am**

my exhaust being broken on my car, its hanging off so i cant go surfing as all the breaks round here have bumps on the way to them which i cant get over without thumping the exhaust on them which would probably cause it to fall off.
im just of to the bank to see if i can borrow some (more) money to get it fixed.

Posted: **Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:03 pm**

most annoying thing at the mo' is .. " no fleshing insurance broker will insure me for my shiny British racing green Merc .. resulting in me taking it back to the dude and now not being able to buy it .. absolutely flesh fleshedy fleshing fleshit :evil:

that'll teach me to have amassed 3 licences and currentely 9points all for speeding on two wheels .. " But i have to ride fast Mr. Budget direct or the invisible heat seeking missile that chases me everywhere will catch up !! hehe S'boy can at least sympathise with me there .. i hope !!

p.s .. just seen your thread about your latest track day .. " Nice one Brovva " :twisted:

p.ps .. none of my speeding offences were in a built up area .. just open road maniac moments !

p.p.p.s ... " why did i just write that ?! ..

p.p.p.p.s ... must have been my age catching up with me and trying to prove that i can be a responsible adult

p.p.p.p.p.s ... " No im not ! strike all the above from the record .. yeeeehaaaaar :shock:

Posted: **Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:34 pm**

i think i got nailed by them last night on the M5 should find out in a couple of days time

Posted: **Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:40 pm**

" Gutted bro .. i hope it was a dead cam' and just flashed for the hell of it .. im up for attacking it with a hacksaw if you are ! :shock:

p.s .. i came upstaris and saw an open msn box .. soz mate .. lil'man was up here .. surprised he didnt pretend to be me , he must have been busy kicking summats ass online gaming !!

Be online this avo' for a chat if your about if not then laters tonight !

Glad to hear that you all had a good meet down at Lola's

Posted: **Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:43 pm**

got back from my french troip to find a NIP from a speed camera van in my mailbox. :evil:

Thing is i remeber seeing the van and beeing gutted cos i knew i was over the 50mph limit, but the letter says i was doing 71mph and my old diesel doesnt even go that fast.

Posted: **Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:44 pm**

I can sympathise with you Cheezee,
:cry:

Posted: **Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:46 pm**

they were sat on one of those raised ramp things on the hard sholder with a gun, didnt see it them till i passed them, but there was some guy went flying passed doing over a ton so im hoping they got him and not me

Posted: **Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:06 pm**

Celery!

Posted: **Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:32 pm**

most annoying thing at the moment....

im house sitting for someone and they have the plushest house ever...tennis courts, private gym and a swimming pool....would have been great if the owners hadnt locked it off and have set the alarm so i cant even break in....no swimming for me.

And kitesurfer....whats wrong with celery!?

Posted: **Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:37 pm**

I'm not one to normaly answer a question with a question but i will make an exception in this case!
What's right with it?
Apparently you actually expend more energy when eating it than it actually gives you. It is therefore pointless and it tastes horrible! Bleugh!

KS

Posted: **Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:41 pm**

lmao chris .. Celery is a completely pointless foodstuff ! .. anything that only has a taste to it once you have smothered it in salt is a wrongun :lol:

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Do we all really think that Panda bears like eating Bamboo ?! .. no of course not .. they dont know why they chew on a tasteless bit of stem and the same goes for humans eating Celery !

The link is clear to see !

" a bored panda that has been excluded from any interesting communication or jiggyness with the other pandas picks up a bit of bamboo to chew on to kill time ....

" a bored dude or dudette at a wedding that no one seems to be talking with or wanting to get jiggy with ..sees the celery and reluctantly starts to chew until the Birdy song is finished and he/she can go home...

My conclusion of this scientific research is this ...

Bamboo and celery are from the same food group and were only put on this earth as a short-mid term boredom eleviant for Pandas and or humans .

" i thankyou .. this finding and all others can be found in my best selling Thesis .. " Celery the unwanted love child of Bamboo "

:twisted:

...and Jennie .. oh baby i will sooo come up and help crack those codes :twisted:

Posted: **Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:34 pm**

People who don't pick up they fleshin' dogs mess....

I was strimming today and when right through a pile and it splatted all over my and in my hair. FFS the xxxxx.

Posted: **Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:10 pm**

bills annoy me, phone bills in particular that ask to be direct debited the day after my rent comes out....I guess I'll be extended the overdraft, once again....

application forms annoy me when they ask me to write 500 words on 5 topics, with such scintillating titles as 'collaborative working' , 'personal development' and 'customer focus' (just a few to whet your appetite...) ...YAWN...

I would love some celery right now to alleviate the boredom....

Posted: **Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:37 pm**

well, instead of eating celery i just did an online IQ test and I have an IQ of 136 which apparently means I am gifted!!!

I will just put that on application form instead of writing the essays perhaps..... :evil:

grrrrr I AM SO BORED!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:49 am**

The most annoying thing at the moment is that twunt on the frosties advert 'singing its gunna be great' man id love to fxxx that little cxxt right up, and his stupid tw@ting grin makes me want to gouge out my eyes and wash my brain with fire.

argggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

die you little barsteward! :evil:

Only joking?????????????????????????

Posted: **Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:09 am**

They're gonna taste grrrreat....if you live in oz mate or the empire state

Posted: **Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:15 pm**

Most irritating thing right now... and I mean right now... is the drunk fleshin' idiots outside my house with air horns going to twickenham stadium to see some game of rugby or other.

I hate 'sports fans'. Mindless idiots getting drunk and talking about sport while growing fat on beer. Get off your fat @rses and do something instead of watching someone else doing something.

But dont make it surfing, you lard @rses, we dont want you in the water :evil:

Surfing Waves

Most annoying thing at the moment??

Most annoying thing at the moment??