Surfing Waves

For those of you who weren't aware, I am not gay..... but more importatly, I am not a salad fork from leceister named Muhammad, but even more importantly, I will be home (Trinidad) over the summer, and may not send messages as frequently as I normally do.... but then again, if I get some good surf, I might send more frequent ones just to gloat!

This information is important because some of you might fall into depression and some may suffer withdrawal from the lack of my utterly stupid messages, so I'm giving you prior warning.

Love,

Muhammad the salad fork
Leceister,
UK.
LE3 B14N

Also, while I can't fall asleep, here is list of a few words that are amusing me:

1. Proxy
2. Aluminium
3. Lobotomy
4. Genghis Khan (ok a name, but it makes me chuckle)
5. Cucumber
6. Sponge
7. Greeting
8. Gregarious
9. Cantankerous

that is all

Have you been on the morphine too?
Enjoy trinidad. My best mate grew up there and always raves about how wonderful it is. She's going back for a visit in 2 weeks. Wish I was going with her.

what is your best friend's name? Not that i know everyone in Trinidad, but I may know her!

Tim what have you been drinking mate????

Lighter fluid and Orange Juice.... I like to call it a electric screwdriver

el_timmo I'm PMing you!

is your head ok this morning?

I doubt it very much. I don't think his head's been ok for many years now!!!
Hows the recovery coming on thaya?

KS

BYEEE Timmo....

Proxy is a word that annoys me....and makes me angry.... Can't believe you put it top of your list. But on the other hand, I like greeting and sponge. Were you drunk? I doubt it....

Enjoy Trinidad... send me a postcard... and bring back lots of presents!!

Can't believe 'masticate' wasnt on the list

I got confused about proxy...

Because it's like a cross between epoxy and poly..

drowningbitbybit wrote:Can't believe 'masticate' wasnt on the list

had to read that twice

iomarti wrote:Proxy is a word that annoys me....and makes me angry.... Can't believe you put it top of your list.

Wow, anger management issues by proxy

When I was a young whipper snapper in school we had to do Welsh lessons and there are two words that we always got sent out for laughing at
1) Sponcen - means squash (as in racket game)
2) Cyntaff - which means first

Probably doesn't mean anything to you guys but tickles me

PS Have a good time Tim

I'm parcial to the name of this lil Angelsey town - http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi? ... 000&addr1=

Its got a cheese factory too..



Timo - Will meet at some point. :roll:

Heres where I used to live...

Moliereweg

My old house is about 1cm above the top of the red circle, as you can see, theres a street called Dickenstraat not far away

Dear Mr. Muhammad

It has come to our attention at the institute of Saladology that you no longer regard yourself as one of our leading salad forks .
This has reached us as very sad news indeed and we have had to take steps to soften the blow to all concerned. We have made your previous department aware that you werarent gay and wasnevertis although i might caution that this admission may result in your instant dissqualification from this years national Camprollerbladingchacha championships and you may also be asked to return last years runners up featherboa sash .

We wish you well for the future.

Proffesor Chedbrie'a Head of personel and lettuce leaf recognition Mdf,Pfte,peeHd,mememe .

... Hve a good trip home bro' and regards to all your family and ting and have a lickle grind and a wiggle at a dance for me my man .. " trinidad love them drums

Take it eeeZee Timstar . .speak ya soon innit

cheezee answer your PM's or get your ass on MSN