Surfing Waves

I am just browsing the forum tonight, and I don't have anything worthwhile to say on any threads, so I thought I'd start my own.

I want to let you all know about a rat called Doctor Feelgood. I call him DF. DF is what you call a green toothed pickled mouth organ rat or dionysius rodentius feelgoodius max, which is why we call him DF. DF's are notorious for their drug smuggling expertise and have most recently been used as recruits for the Queen Bee's Royal Regiment of Foot and Mouth, otherwise known as the Hatchery. DF's usually operate under cover of darkness, which is why during the day, they wear sunglasses, hence the legend of the three blind mice. They were actually 3 DF soldiers protecting the Queen Bee, and a good thing they were there too, cause if they weren't, the farmer's wife might have cut the Queen's tail off instead! DF's use a variety of modern weaponry. These include: HP Sauce Mk 5, large calibre mistletoe, quick firing marshmallows and pygmy tiger sharks. They are not to be messed with... trust me, I know.... that's why I no longer have four legs and a beard!

BEWARE OF THE DOCTOR FEELGOOD RAT!

Hi el timmo

I am drunk and i couldnt be arsed to read your hole piost beacuese it is long an di am short and it said something about rats i used to have rates!##
I am druknk for the frist tine in aggges well aprt form that time a wek ago wen i wa a bit pissed but not prperly butnnow i am like proeper well hammered heapsis

I think i love you all like drownin wantedf to say i love you all especially iomarti beacuse she is cool and you el timoeo because you are making ipmartihappy and cheezee os he is life the coolest most fun guy ver and drownin cos hes great and i love him and doug and pat and surfer dude scarborough who is great and is so brill esp wen you relaise his age- sop wise! and i want to meet and theay cos shes drugged up but still great and natty cos i nearly fnacy ger even though im straigh and drifting cos hes full of great advice and wishkid cos he looked hot and KS well jsut beaciuse hes a great liagh and i want him to teach me to kite surf an d hmm who else surfinfor life cos ive never met a welsh bird! and oh god hope havent forgot anyone

Bretn! You, welll umm durr cos you love fishes and penguins and otters and we are going to have lots of dogs and an open fire and and a pet otter cleed jimanf horpefully a ozy water rat and guinea pigs and eva and alistair and i love you and miss you so much but am still lvoning lif and everyonte is great

Oh and Dec cs you know we have to meet and whop else hmmmm i know ive forgtten someone grrr4 Broosta!!!! See you in Norwich wooohooo you can show me how its meant to be done on a board painted with naked ladies!!

Ha ha i love pizze!

Hhm, just finished work and cant understand a single thing in this post

lmfao...omfg...I am going to piss myself...this is classic!


(Libby, can you translate that in sober language later?)

Libby wrote:Hi el timmo

I am drunk and i couldnt be arsed to read your hole piost beacuese it is long an di am short and it said something about rats i used to have rates!##
I am druknk for the frist tine in aggges well aprt form that time a wek ago wen i wa a bit pissed but not prperly butnnow i am like proeper well hammered heapsis

I think i love you all like drownin wantedf to say i love you all especially iomarti beacuse she is cool and you el timoeo because you are making ipmartihappy and cheezee os he is life the coolest most fun guy ver and drownin cos hes great and i love him and doug and pat and surfer dude scarborough who is great and is so brill esp wen you relaise his age- sop wise! and i want to meet and theay cos shes drugged up but still great and natty cos i nearly fnacy ger even though im straigh and drifting cos hes full of great advice and wishkid cos he looked hot and KS well jsut beaciuse hes a great liagh and i want him to teach me to kite surf an d hmm who else surfinfor life cos ive never met a welsh bird! and oh god hope havent forgot anyone

Bretn! You, welll umm durr cos you love fishes and penguins and otters and we are going to have lots of dogs and an open fire and and a pet otter cleed jimanf horpefully a ozy water rat and guinea pigs and eva and alistair and i love you and miss you so much but am still lvoning lif and everyonte is great

Oh and Dec cs you know we have to meet and whop else hmmmm i know ive forgtten someone grrr4 Broosta!!!! See you in Norwich wooohooo you can show me how its meant to be done on a board painted with naked ladies!!

Ha ha i love pizze!

Shire talk at it's best!
Nice thread timbo, were you drunk too!
Hey Libs i'm sure i've got a small enough kite for you to have a play on somewhere, you've just got to get down the beach sonn.

KS

Heyy Libby I think you are fabulous too, and I love you very much and know we're gonna be best friends for ever and ever!!!

No seriously, you're a wicked girl and I really hope we get to hang out before you flit away from England!!

And Kitesurfer, I can tell you that Timmy was not drunk in the slightest but he is an absolute wierdo and I'm thinking twice before letting him stay at my house tonight!!!

Yeah i thought the same too and have second thoughts about letting him in my van again.
However he is hilarious to go surfing with and i can't wait to tackle some decent sized waves with him to see if he still shouts go for it quite as often!!!

KS

hello all who have replied to my silly thread.... I was away for the weekend, so I didn't get a chance to reply to anything yet, so quickly:

ks, I will be shouting in the decent waves, but not urging anyone on... it'll be more like "OHHHHHHH MY FLESHING FLESHIE FLESHERSON, WHY DID I DECIDE TO COME OUT IN THESE WAVES??!!!!"

Libby, nice drunken piece there.... I'm still trying to decipher what exactly you're saying.... I've put it through the enigma machine but it can't crack he code, but I'll keep trying!

iomarti, thanks for not changingyour mind about letting me stay! I was having visions of me sleeping in some field in Newquay! hehehehe