Surfing Waves

Arm the Lemur gun xo!

Sir! Lemur cannon armed and ready!

https://surfing-waves.com/forum/prof ... ile&u=4618

I've seen this guy (with his nice imaginative name) online a few times. A month later and still no posts? I smell lurker!

Spider...you have gone evil..that bite has gone to your mind...

Yes, I believe secret agent Fromage will deal with this one nicely...

oooooh no.

I believe I have spotted the ultimate in Lurkers...well...not really a lurker...but a spammer..

https://surfing-waves.com/forum/prof ... ile&u=5042

lmfao

" right team .. lets arm up .. i want a full recon on luke-skywalker dude before we map out an offensive ...

and as for the other guy , i think we can pretty much assume he aint no surfer and he is only here to carpet bomb us with spam .. so ... "special agent Dec .. crack open the Lemur gun crate ..shes got work to do ..yeeee-haaaar

Spider fox ..we need you to out-flank luke and flush him into the open .. we'll rendevous in one weeks time once the dirty work has been done ...
(leaves the room to the theme music from " The Dirty Dozen " )

But sir, we're out of ammo...We used the tranqs against Blue1 and Lemur..and all our spam grenades have gone towards Russian porn...

:Cheezee turns around and looks shocked..Theme music stops:

Hey chief fromage i see you've attend the ranks of big wave master!!! I think congratulations are in order, well done sir!

Yes, I believe your Overtoe surfing skill is amazing!

Whats next then

lmao .. i was chatting to phil about my new status lol... yes .. " all kneel before my big wave mastery ways .. i can now cling to my board on my knees up to and including 70ft'ers .. although unofficially yesterday .. i popped up and stayed up for about 4seconds lol

ive sussed pop-ups now ive just gotta fleshing stay up !!

Make yourself an indo board cheezee it made such a difference to my surfing

man .. you are a fleshing star ..i keep forgetting to sort one out .. right im ordering today before it slips into the abyss that is " green memory "

i want one that my bro had and i cant find it anywheres ..its a thin barel that fits into like a rail so it cant slip out etc and has a thin straight board on top .. any ideas anyone ??! cause all i can find is the big tube ones or funky shaped board type ones !

yeah we came to the conclusion that his big wave maste title must must have used over toe mesurements

Cheezee after forking out a shitload of my hard earned i would defo recomend making 1 their such a con to buy-im sure you could easily obtain all the materials from the nearest building site and if only i could work outhow to post a link i would, but have a shifty on surfing waves home page for the instructions.
Peace!

i bulid my own out of some large tubing, like the round gutter tubing but thicker and a big bit of ply wood thats about it, its pretty good i can cross step on it, just make sure you dont use it near any thing, i nearly put mine through the TV when i fell off once

CheeZee wrote:lmao .. i was chatting to phil about my new status lol... yes .. " all kneel before my big wave mastery ways :lol: .. i can now cling to my board on my knees up to and including 70ft'ers .. although unofficially yesterday .. i popped up and stayed up for about 4seconds lol

ive sussed pop-ups now ive just gotta fleshing stay up !! :D

dont know mate you seemed to have nailed it when i saw you, you stood up for longer than 4seconds