Surfing Waves

Howdy Doody all

After spending a few months losing some unwanted attention ...i iz back !!

" So all hail a new dawn of weirdness and sacarsm ...as your King returneth..eth ..eth "

(trumpets blow as fair maidens lay rose petals on the sand leading to the waters edge ...and stuff )

lmao ..Hey Papa

... " a fitting return me thinks

Hope you are well my man and the rest of the team .. and of course my partner in sarcastic crime ..sinista

and obviously the rest of you wonderful derranged & diss-placed people

" HI honey .... im home "

Let the lurid, absurd, nonsensical, bizarre, surreal, perverted, meaninglessly meaningful, sarcastically sagastic, devious twaddle begin once more!

Welcome back, old chap

Hey DBBB'

" lmao ..wicked ..many thanks my man ...i think thats the best description of the CheeZe that ive ever read

Glad to be back bro

welcome back mate

I have never understood why sarcasm is the 'lowest' for of wit, yet satire is the 'highest'...?

Welcome back anyway mate. Let the fun commence.

mmm...CheeZee...let me think....,no sorry, don't ring any bells......

welcome to the forum anyway....

wow, you don't know CheeZee? He is like a legend of Surfing-Waves along with Dbbb, PapaW, SinistaPenguin, Brent n' Libby!!..along with many more...

Great to see you back,...emm.. or read that your back.
Whats brings you back?

Thanks Phil ... and this year im not relying on anyone to get my a** to the beach so this wobbler' will be hitting the north coast as much as possible this summer

Thanks Stone' , oldie & hiphop ...good to see your all still here

" yep yep ..let the fun commence and lmao nice one Stone' ..

" sarcasm is the lowest form of wit - to a person that has no sense of humour " ..CheeZee o6

see im back already with the profound quotes of meaninglessness..ness !!

Well hello there.

Its been very quiet without you.

No machines that go PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGGGG whatsoever.

Hey Libstar

lol.. yeh i know its been a bit quie , i could feel it in the force

Hope your doing well ( know ya are ) .. and as ever give a gurt big " Yo " to mr B' ...

I shall endevour to bring a loud Piiiiiing back to the forum ..and wherever possible a 'loud Peng' as well

Ch'eeZee naaaa

(p.s the mangement draws attention to the reference of Peng which is old skool Jamaican for a rather large reefer or chillum ... i thankyou )
(( the management would also like it known that we obviously would never condone the use of said " Peng " unless it was passed to me first ))

Phew. Thats better. I always feel better after a good pinging when its been a while.

How about a song cheezee?

Something really English.....I'll start us off.

"Every sperm is saaaaaacred, ever sperm is goooood"

Join in if you know the words!

The Meaning of Life

..."it's only a RABBIT!! A litte bunny rabbit!!....ARRGGHHHH" Said with a john Cleese accent.

..The Holy Grail!

"Every sperm is saaaaaacred, ever sperm is goooood"

Join in if you know the words!

.... ahhh baaaaaabe ..i cant remember any of the words ..its shamefull i know .. Life of Brian or Holy Grail and i can quote the script for every character word perfect for the whole film but Meaning of Life im struggling ...

(cheeZee hangs his head in comedy shame )

Well in that case.....

"You're not the Messiah you're a very naughty boy."

and

"Tis nothing but a flesh wound, come back 'ere and i'll bite yer head off!"

"It's only a scratch, get back 'ere!" Said whilst with legs, no arms, and bleeding pretty badly!

"You're not the Messiah you're a very naughty boy."

...hehe

" excuse me ... but ..are you a virgin ?" ...what , what sort of question is that ?"

OK..remind me how we came to quoting Monty Python scetches?
its funnt though!