Surfing Waves

hey up girls

just wondering when you have quite a long surfing session do you hips get bruised? i had a 4 hour session the other day and i busted up my hips bad...it looks like someones taken a baseball bat to them!!

I bash Libby often enough so she's used to it now.
Especially when she burns dinner.

because women have wider hips than men...

For child bearing eh?
Also, the pelvic girdle being wider & flatter than men means they can stand closer to the kitchen sink when doing the dishes.
This is what GWB means when he refers to intellegent design. :-))))

and small feet also enables them to get closer to the sink whilst doing the dishes...

Brent wrote:This is what GWB means when he refers to intellegent design. )))

I think i can safely stick two fingers up at you men and be the figurehead for the entire female population of this forum and probably most of the western world as well
*sticks two fingers up*
DO YOUR OWN DISHES!

Well you know what they say...
God needed a first attempt before he got it right

And yes jennie i always look like i've been busted up. Usually the out side of my thighs is worst, but for some reason my arms take a bashing too...
never worked it out.

eh Whoops, what you doing replying to posts at 6:10 pm...?

Shouldn't you be cooking tea or something...

You shouldn't have said that 2 days before easter Brent.....No choclate for you.

good to hear its not just me

by the way, Libby is there something going on between you and Brent??

Libby & I met on this website in December 2004. To cut a long story short we met up when she came to NZ in July 2005. We've been a couple ever since.
Serendipidy :-)

oldiebeginner wrote:eh Whoops, what you doing replying to posts at 6:10 pm...?

Shouldn't you be cooking tea or something...

To be honest, oldiebeginner, i'd probably poison those i cooked for as my culinary skills are terrible at best and poisonous at worst.
However, i do have a new recipe given to me by my sister which i've heard is excellent, so if you would like to be the 'chosen one' and try it first, i'd be happy to oblige by making it...
*evil cackle*

sorry whoops, it's all Brents fault, he started with the sexist remarks and i just tagged along...
I'm not normally sexist...
so what you can't cook, it's not the end of the world...

You must be good at cleaning then.

yea, I'm no sexist git - but it's a great way to circumvent a thread titiled "one for the girls".
All in jest :-)))
B

Err... guys!

To balance this thread up I'll share this little number on behalf of my wife... Cracked her up.

God had finished creation and had some extra things left over. So went and talked to Adam and Eve to see if they might be interested in them.

Adam: What kind of things do you have left over?
God: Well, there's two. The first thing lets you pee standing up.
Adam: Oh! Oh! Me! Please, please, PLEASE let me have it! it would be SO COOL to pee standing up!
God: OK, then...

There is a great flash of lighting and Adam now has a penis.

Adam: Wheee! (Peeing on a tree)
Eve: So, God. What's this other thing.
God: Oh, it's called a "brain".

-doug

Being of the female gender I feel it my repsonsibility to post this one...:

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Female Brain Cell

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Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello"? She cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder.... But still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled: "HELLO! IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a voice from far away: "Hello, we're down here...."

God needed a first attempt before he got it right

... " Yeah ... thats why he made the snake first .. ner ner ne ner ner x

CheeZee wrote:

God needed a first attempt before he got it right

... " Yeah ... thats why he made the snake first .. ner ner ne ner ner x

Snakes indeed! I'm not sure if i've got this right... if god made snakes first and then man and then woman doesn't that make men a replica of a snake?
Something i think some woman could relate to - sly, slippery, sleazy, poisonous in the extreme, like lazing about in the sunshine doing nothing... wow! does that sound familiar to any ladies out there?

lol - i'm gona have to bite my tongue and stop being nasty about men... you're not that bad really. At a push.

May i safely assume you are something of a legend on the forum Cheezee? Been reading all the welcome back stuff... I was confused. But i'm sure i'll catch up soon
Welcome back anyway!

oldiebeginner wrote:and small feet also enables them to get closer to the sink whilst doing the dishes...

haha ive small feet but i wouldn't go near the sink AT ALL... its a man's job

@jennie yeah ive bruised my hips a few times after a long session not to badly but they feel bruised for a few hrs then turn black and blue. i just presumed in time when im a more accomplished surfer that it wouldnt happen