Surfing Waves

Whats the meanest surfing prank you have pulled or have had pulled on you? The other day my friend decided to do the soap on the wax trick to me, i wasnt to impressed...but i did have a good laugh after.

PLEASE NOTE: THIS POST CONTAINS AN IMAGE NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED / SQUEMISH THEN READ NO FURTHER.. SP.

My buddies know, if you mess with my surfing, you mess with me.. On a serious note that is

It wasn't so much a surfing prank, but it happened on a surfing trip. There were NO waves that weekend, flatter than a very um... flat thing. A pancake! yeah! Flatter than a pancake. Or maybe a flatfish? they're pretty flat.

Anyway, I digress!

One of my Mates fell asleep on the beach. (it was ROASTING) And another friend (who shall remain nameless) wrote "TWAT" on his chest in sunblock.

The old classics are still the best!



You could still read it a month later despite everything he tried.

Word of warning! Do NOT try that with baby oil, no matter what you hear, you will BURN your victim, causing permenant scarring if they stay in the sun long enough.

Nahahaaa that sounded like fun... I normally have these hands on my back, because I don't have a g/f to rub in the lotion...

lol classic. ive got a photo somewhere of a bloke on the beach, wearing mega skimpy knicker type swimming shorts and an open shirt. He must have fallen asleep too - had 'w@nker' across his chest. Used to run a photo lab and we had a whole wall dedicated to the most ridiculous photos - that one had to be top ten though

I've never done it, but I thought it might be quite amusing to tie a bag of chum (sharkbait) to someone's legrope just to see what happens (from the safety of the beach of course)

Might not be that amusing after all

me mate borrowed my old board so i cut my oldest leggy to the last string and yep it snapped on him leaving him with no board. it was ok though coz the surf was small so no damage done, it was good for a laugh! i got this from kobe abbs

gulfsurfer wrote:me and some friends were going to surf all day then cast out our shark rigs at night and fish, and we fished all night and stuff. then the next morning my friend from australia was still asleep, and i coverd him and his cot in shrimp and all these seagulls started swarming him. he woke up and there were hundreds of them sitting all around him and on him.. he jumped up and took of running. funniest thing ive ever seen!

this post made me laugh

One of my friends does the good old putting the key in the front bumper trick when we go surfing, knowing this, another friend got out the water early, got the key and moved the car to the next car park. Then he jumped back into the water and kept surfing for a while longer. The end result was a very pi**ed off friend who was convinced his car got stolen after coming back to the carpark. We had to laugh though.....