Blasphemy! Only thinking about Fender Telecaster

Blasphemy! Only thinking about Fender Telecaster tonight; not surfing. It was a hellish work week that'll easily extend through the weekend. Attended neighbor's Christmas party for (only) two hours. Did a little work before and after. Finally unwinding past 1 AM. All I really want to do is play my telecaster. This requires plugging into my (load) tube amp. Problem is, Mrs. Morini and Roxy Ridgeback are fast asleep. Tip for newlyweds: don't do it.