Surfing Waves

JudgeDredd just joined the site.

Can we make him a moderator just so he can say " I AM THE LAW!" ?

Perhaps every mod should insert Judge before their username. It'll add a little bit of authority. What do you say Judge drowningbitbybit?

surf patrol wrote:Judge drowningbitbybit?

Due to modesty, I shall only use that for those moments.

Judge Jaffa, justly adjudicates jointly this jurisdiction (Bloody I've run out of Js)

Judge Jaffa does have a great ring to it.

Am I still allowed to fart in my wetsuit whilst in the lineup ?

Technique hint needed here a helpful diet is ham and cabbage for several days before you surf. When the occasion is upon you feel free to indulge, only proviso is a subsequent loosening of the wetsuit neck in the front directly under the nose to allow voluminous wafting Appreciate

Alternatively, seal wetsuit at neck, wrists and ankles. Steadily inflate throughout session.

but inevitably the wetsuit must come off...

Perish the though and the rubber