Surfing Waves

Who would you hate to share the lineup with? I'm trying to work out a top 5.

So far I have:

1. Anne Robinson (because she IS the most annoying person in the World)
2. Halle Berry (because I wouldn't be able to stand on my board without her noticing something)
3. David Becham (because of the all the pap around)
4. Sebastian Tellier (because I want to meet him in a music studio when I eventually meet him)
5. Bill O'Reilly (because there is no bigger tool on the planet)

What do you reckon? Think of anyone more annoying to ruin the perfect swell (apart from me for posing the question)?

Be interesting to see.

1. Beginners (they can't surf)
2. Pro's (they take your waves)
3. Swimmers (they don't'watch surfers)
4. World champions (because they think they are the best)
5. Kelly Slater (because I'll be yealous as hell )

1. Goat boaters!
2. Body boarders!
3. SUP'ers!
4. Jet skiers!
5. El Timmo as he thinks he's good but really he has the worst poo stance in the world!

KS

1: Show offers :S
2: Beginner-beginners
3: swimmers
4: divers
5: kids without surfboards

1. Sharks.
2. Bluebottles.
3. Jet-skis.
4. Catamarans (this happened to me once).
5. Hangover.

1. Big crowds
2. Orcas (one chased me in once)
3. The guy who thinks everyone paddled out to the line up, just to watch him surf (the wave hog guy)
4. The road rage guys who take it into the line up (surfing should be fun)
5. Great whites

Such an interesting thread I enjoyed reading it.

1. Goatboaters
2. Sup'ers
3. Large watercraft
4. Wave hogging pro's
5. Pipeline locals.

Anybody on "blow".

1. guys who paddle behind around the lineup, right into the take off zone takeing the right of way over and over again..
2. moles - paddles out, sees a wave, turns around immediately and charges BLINDLY into wave without checking whats behind him (well then right in front)
3. duck dive trainees - not using the channel but training on the waves you surf and not managing, getting into your way
4. surf teachers - "lets go over there, the waves break there" from 30 meters behind you, then after 5 strokes 30m in front of you...
5. over localized locals

Over localized locals in amazing spots for sure. "I've come here to surf not to stare at your flaring nostrils dude!" It's like even with your best etiquette hat on they don't want to play. Like with all good idiots there's normally one incredibly hard looking dude who doesn't say anything but sits there in his wrap around shades and then a couple of other idiots who play the goon in his shadow.

so to sum it up; sounds like the consensus is:

1. any other water sport
2. agro animals
3. agro people
4. bad surfers
5. good surfers

haha, yea i agree.

what's a goatboat?