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Power balance finally admit their wristbands are a scam!

http://gizmodo.com/5723577/powerbalance ... e=true&s=i

KS

They only work when uranus is aligned with your natal chart and your bio rhythms connect with intrinsic volumetric values of Taurus Excreta you proclaim about the standard of your own surfing.

Dear Mr. Kitesurfer,
Would you be so kind as to complete my survey about Power Balance wrist bands? You'll find it at http://www.oneborneveryminute.com. Once you have completed the survey, I can finish my homework.
sincerly,
billie_morini

P.S. It'd be awesome if Messrs. Jaffa and Drunkhat would also complete my survey. Then I can get extra credit.

billie_morini wrote:Dear Mr. Kitesurfer,
Would you be so kind as to complete my survey about Power Balance wrist bands? You'll find it at http://www.oneborneveryminute.com. Once you have completed the survey, I can finish my homework.
sincerly,
billie_morini

P.S. It'd be awesome if Messrs. Jaffa and Drunkhat would also complete my survey. Then I can get extra credit.

So I went and looked

what a giggle,

billie_morini wrote:Dear Mr. Kitesurfer,
Would you be so kind as to complete my survey about Power Balance wrist bands? You'll find it at http://www.oneborneveryminute.com. Once you have completed the survey, I can finish my homework.
sincerly,
billie_morini

P.S. It'd be awesome if Messrs. Jaffa and Drunkhat would also complete my survey. Then I can get extra credit.

Maybe but i can only fill out surveys with a beer in hand!

KS

KS,
would love to be responsible for placing beer in your hand. I saw some craziness in a UK paper the other day. It said something about pubs not serving pints (too big) and serving schooners (smaller), instead -- all for the safety of man. What the bloody hell is this world coming too?!!
billie

that stuffs as real as the bible. no offense