Surfing Waves

You're at a Vuvuzela concert and all of a sudden everyone's playing football?

I also hate it when I'm at MC Hammer's house and he doesn't let me touch anything

el_timmo Dude - is this supposed to be funny ! OMG ! (I did laugh actually !).

hahaha sorry bud.... boredom!!!

East Coast surf goes flat for over a month!

When you've not been on forums much for months and feel like you have to trawl through everything to catch up...!

When you haven't been surfing for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGES and all of a sudden you have to go to visit your family for three weeks in Trinidad and a nice swell is hitting yay! I mean damnit! hahaha

when you have a poo stance just like el timmo's!

KS

" Don't you just hate it when ... "

You catch a really good wave only to kick out the top and then be faced with a perfect set barreling towards you !

you go to a break and nobody else is out, so you walk to where the wave is breaking best and 15 minutes later, 10 people turn up!!

You wake up early this morning to catch some small waves before the sea breeze kicks in and there's 2 spongers who can't ride waves already in there and staring at you like you're not welcome AT YOUR OWN FLESHING BREAK! FLESH YOU MOTHERFLESHERS!!

In any case I poo-stanced all over them and stared them down

when your out of work and have not surfed since may tho

....you feel like you put on weight and won't fit yer wettie

flyingvee wrote:....you feel like you put on weight and won't fit yer wettie

That is a 'hella wetsuit in your avatar !

[edit : spelt ‘your’ incorrect ! - dam avvy ! - lol]

esonscar wrote:

flyingvee wrote:....you feel like you put on weight and won't fit yer wettie

That is a 'hella wetsuit in your avatar !

[edit : spelt ‘your’ incorrect ! - dam avvy ! - lol]

Lol - my favourite kind of wetsuit!!

Liquid Peace wrote:East Coast surf goes flat for over a month!

I 2nd that man!!

I have a rabid hatred of MacDonalds and the people who come from the store to our local beach and leave their MacDonalds litter all over even though there are bins two steps away.
There are two rings of litter around every Macdonalds store in Australia, one at walking and eating distance the next at driving and eating distance. only saving grace is that the packaging is cardboard and eventually breaks down. Only crew worse in my opinion are butt dropping smokers.

IMO Macdonalds and KFC should be tried for crimes against humanity, malnutrition by brand name

a clean day with 12 foot barrels and there is a shark warning lmao

You look to your right and theres no more toilet paper...

surfshark7 wrote:You look to your right and theres no more toilet paper...

Fortunately my roll holder is on the left!

flyingvee wrote:

esonscar wrote:

flyingvee wrote:....you feel like you put on weight and won't fit yer wettie

That is a 'hella wetsuit in your avatar !

[edit : spelt ‘your’ incorrect ! - dam avvy ! - lol]

Lol - my favourite kind of wetsuit!!

Dude - I have a few weekend beers and - erm do you really wear that stuff when surfing ?